Disney has a glossy new series Ms. Marvel, with a Canadian actress, with really “marvellous" powers. She is a marvellous actress. Not shown yet in the series, is her sister Missy Marvel-there for the bored pre-teen girls (on their 10th boyfriend…
President Joe Biden gave yet another lecture about firearms and called for removing all “Space Ghost Guns” as it seems he confused the cartoon character “Space Ghost” with the term “ghost guns.” “I knew Space Ghost” he advised to a rousing crow…
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - The celebrity socialite known as Paris Ramona Hilton, has just informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has just agreed to become the new Marvel franchise character the "Black Widow. Paris, who was named after Paris, T…
We’ve seen our favorite heroes gender-swapped and race-swapped over the years in our media. Now see your favorite stars battling with mental illnesses from the DSM-V. Alfred walks into the bedroom of Batman with his lunch he prepared for him and s…
The Marvel Cinematic Universe tells a complex story, full of the sort of superheroes that simple-minded people love. There have been around twenty films already, each one referencing the others in a confusing way which forces viewers to watch them al...
The Marvel Universe is expanding as parent company Disney announced its latest entry, Aunt Man and Uncle Woman. Aunt Man and Uncle Woman are not your typical superheroes. They are crossdressing crusaders who use deception to fool the bad guys.
It is a superhero film for millenials, set around four fearless progressives who campaign for fairness against the patriarchy. Social Justice League of America is out this month, and is expected to be a hit. The four heros are: Feministman, who wa...
It has emerged that the actors who make a lot of money playing superheroes, aren't actually super-heroes, says a shock report. Actors of the calibre of George Clooney, Robert Downey Jnr, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck...
President Obama stated today that he would engage the help of "all the Superfriends" to fight the growing threat from ISIL in the next few years. "Yes, we'll have Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonderwoman, or Wonderperson appreciated regardless...
It was a momentous day in Washington as President Barack Obama put the finishing touches on a new bill that prevents Hollywood actors from playing more than one superhero on film. The President had been promising laws regulating actors and their por...
Washington DC (STT News) - A class action lawsuit was filed today in US District Court in what is being described as an attempt to 'Level the superhero playing field for all creatures of legend and lore'. The lawsuit is being led by Mothman, who...
Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
Way advanced beyond Homosexuals, even when Homosexuals were still living in caves, the Inhumans were the spawn of a same-sex union between Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, extraterrestrial lovers from Uranus. History (i. e., Back Story) The Inhumans lived in Areola, where the seed of their advanced development was deposited by Celestial Phalli, a race of alien Impregnators. As a lark, and because th...
By using simple, but effective, methods of characterization, anyone-even you-can create fantastic fantasy characters and make a million-gazillion dollars'. If that sentence didn't stir up your midi-chlorines, the Farce is not with you, and you will most likely die an anonymous, penniless death and end up somewhere exceedingly unpleasant. Otherwise, you may be one of the chosen ones for whom the sk...
Marvel Comics Holds Audition For new Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected. Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade simply because their super power isn't super enough. Being a dynamic team whose succe...
UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, he of the croaky voice and bumbling appearance, has told The Spoof that he has a second job. By day he masquerades as a politician, but at night his alter-ego is known as Baldness Boy. "I wanted to keep this sid...
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can, including being eaten by Robin, the sidekick of Batman. "It was a moment of predator versus prey," said Superman, who had seen the whole thing from a window ledge in Metropolis. "I couldn't believe...
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