This is beyond funny.
Too many Marvel movies may make a person think he is Superman when he is actually Lex Luthor.
Coming soon, (if he doesn’t already have this), Trump soap, toothpaste, deodorant, pap smears, AIDS tests, catheters, anal lube …
… posters of Trump and Jesus arm wrestling …
… books written about Trump as a hero who saves the world from Antifa …
… commemorative plates showing Trump in a black leather jacket, riding a Harley, blasting zombies with a shotgun …
… Trump bath towels and pillows with his face on them so he can watch you as you sleep and watch your wife as she showers …
… Trump electric cars that take a whopping ten D batteries and which will need a push to get started …
…Trump sex tapes where he and Melania show you, the viewer, how to make sweet sweet love to each other, even if the grown-up kids are watching through a keyhole – give ‘em a show to remember! …
… Trump underwear … his actual underwear, which he has worn, with possible skid marks, and a certification that the underwear has really touched Donald’s ass before it touches yours …
… Trump fake driver’s licenses to get you some booze or into clubs where you can dance like Donny and hit on girls 50 years younger than yourself …
The magical list of all things crap is coming soon – more crap will be added, all with Trump’s picture showing him in unrealistic, cartoonish poses and wearing hilarious costumes … he is an ugly man with an uglier presidential portrait, so he needs to turn himself into a comic book …
… this is YOUR president, America (better than Lincoln, than Washington … he actually said that! Wow, enjoy your train wreck, Uncle Sam …)
