Stormy Daniels will have her cummuppance (is that how you spell that?).
On a New York sidewalk, directly across from the Trump Tower, will soon stand a statue of the porn star three times lifesize, so Donald can always see her and dream of what might have been had he just cum and paid her and left things alone.
To follow suit, Donald has commissioned various statues to be spread across his golf courses and hotels of prostitutes and porn stars he “had” at least once and who “never squealed on me, I was their greatest lover, they all orgasmed many many times from my hot hog, and now they can be giant stone dildos to bring pleasure to the world.”
Donald didn’t actually say that, but you can hear him saying it, can’t you? Dialogue is sooo easy to write for him!
Stormy will also sell smaller versions of her statue, which will not only be made of space-age poly foam but will also vibrate. For your pleasure … pervert!
