Trump - No political Campaigning for Christmas - Doesn't Want to Outshine Jesus

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 11 December 2022

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Trump (R) with Jesus.

Trump critics have been complaining that, so far, His is a non-Campaign - and accused him of being lazy - and trying to golf his way to the Presidency.

A Trump spokesman in Mar a Lago refuted this. The newly-hired Hot Babe in a very brief Santa Outfit (a former massage therapist) – said the following:

Dear Donnie, is very Religious and doesn't want to take all the attention away from Jesus at this time of year. As he naturally Would.

After the Holidays he will take off like a rocket. Critics say it's a Blimp Campaign so far - not a Rocket Campaign - But he will prove them wrong.

He has to make sure he gets his White, Racist and Anti - Jewish base satisfied first. He does it with dinners and Charm.

He has assembled - with the help of Mafia friends - one of the most Ruthless political teams in American history.

This time around he wants to be known as the Terminator President.

Terminate the Constitution - and political Terminate anyone who gets in his way.

He tried to get Schwarzenegger as VP - to fit the Theme - but Arnie wants nothing to do with him. Basically, Arnie turned down an Offer he can't Refuse.
Trump is tough and things will get Rough.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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