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Funny story: Liz Truss States For The Record That The Reason Why She Resigned The British PM's Position Was Not Due To Her Lopsided Cervix

Liz Truss States For The Record That The Reason Why She Resigned The British PM's Position Was Not Due To Her Lopsided Cervix

SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The 44-day prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss recently met with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle at the Liquid Lizard Pub in Soho. Truss was dressed in a pink Manchester United Red Devils halter to…

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Funny story: Liz Truss Prime Ministerial Diaries are only a Pamphlet

Liz Truss Prime Ministerial Diaries are only a Pamphlet

With less than nine weeks until Christmas, publishers Botchitt and Scarper have offered Liz Truss £15,000 for the publishing of her Prime Ministerial diaries, only to realise that they will only be publishing a pamphlet. Mickey Moneybags, from the…

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Funny story: It's Finally Here - The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex Tape

It's Finally Here - The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex Tape

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The much-awaited former UK prime minister's sex tape with her boyfriend, Mike Field, has finally made its way into mainstream media. The extremely explicit video tape which is titled "The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex…

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Funny story: Liz Truss Says She Has Agreed To Appear In a Playboy Spread

Liz Truss Says She Has Agreed To Appear In a Playboy Spread

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Now that she has left 10 Downing Street and she is no longer the prime minister of the UK, Liz Truss says that she can pretty much now do whatever the fuck she wants and ta hell with bloody, bloomin' Brit protocol. Li…

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Funny story: A Very Depressed Former Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Placed On Suicide Watch

A Very Depressed Former Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Placed On Suicide Watch

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Bridge Times has broken the story from across the pond, that after being forced to resign Liz Truss is reportedly so depressed that 10 Downing Street officials have placed her on suicide watch. Bridge T…

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Funny story: Liz Truss - Gone With The English Wind

Liz Truss - Gone With The English Wind

SOMEWHERE IN NOT-SO-MERRY-OLD-ENGLAND - (Satire News) - As a young girl growing up in Soho, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss dreamed of one day developing and growing up and becoming the queen of England. Well for several damn good reasons that was not…

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Funny story: Liz Truss Is Reportedly Devastated At Having To Resign

Liz Truss Is Reportedly Devastated At Having To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he called up Liz Truss, the former prime minister of England. He said that she is positively devastated and totally embarrassed at having had to resign because of unfounded rumors,…

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Funny story: Prime Minister Liz Truss Vacates 10 Downing Street - She Says That Someone Stole Five of Her String Bikini Panties

Prime Minister Liz Truss Vacates 10 Downing Street - She Says That Someone Stole Five of Her String Bikini Panties

LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England Liz Truss only served 44 days before she was forced to resign. Truss said that there are several reasons why she left; including the rumor about her having a tremendous onslaught…

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Funny story: 44 Off The Floor

44 Off The Floor

44 days and she’s outa there! Who can top that? Let’s try for 22 next, then 11, then 1 day. If that’s not a good way to conduct a ‘democratic’ monarchy – I mean, government – I don’t know what it! It’s working sooooo well! And it’s Mr. Bean up nex…

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Funny story: The Reason Why British Prime Minister Liz Truss Suddenly Resigned!

The Reason Why British Prime Minister Liz Truss Suddenly Resigned!

LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly-elected prime minister of England Mary Elizabeth Truss has resigned and quite suddenly. Even Scotland Yard was shocked that after only serving for 44 days PM Truss decided to hang up her pantyhose and move out of…

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Funny story: The Extremely Sexy British PM Liz Truss To Film a Commercial For Royal Romp Pantiliners

The Extremely Sexy British PM Liz Truss To Film a Commercial For Royal Romp Pantiliners

LONDON - The BBC is reporting that Prime Minister Truss is very excited about her new-found fame in the world of advertising. Elizabeth Truss continues to sign contracts to peddle everything from Stella Artois Beer, to McDonalds burgers, and now s…

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Funny story: British Prime Minister sacks HERSELF for failing to vote with the government on fracking

British Prime Minister sacks HERSELF for failing to vote with the government on fracking

In a surprise move, the head of the UK government, Liz Truss, withdrew the party whip from herself after she abstained from a crucial vote on fracking. That is as good as sacking an MP. Others who abstained included the former Prime Minister and the…

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Funny story: Prime Minister Liz Truss returns to shop to change her flip flops

Prime Minister Liz Truss returns to shop to change her flip flops

British Prime Minister Liz Truss was seen returning to Marks & Spencer yesterday to return a pair of open-toed sandals she had purchased a couple of days earlier. When asked by the cashier what her reason for returning the items was, she claim…

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Funny story: Prime Minister Liz Truss Says That Trump Is a Damn Embarrassment To The Civilized World

Prime Minister Liz Truss Says That Trump Is a Damn Embarrassment To The Civilized World

LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England, Liz Truss, who had an extramarital affair a few years ago commented on the man known as "The Golfing Pussy Grabber." PM Lizzy Truss, as Americans call her, said that if the evil…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Have Both Encouraged PM Liz Truss To Wear More Tight-Fitting Miniskirts

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Have Both Encouraged PM Liz Truss To Wear More Tight-Fitting Miniskirts

LONDON - ((Satire News) - Prime Minister Elizabeth Truss recently told the British News Media that English celebrities Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have both told her that she looks erotically gorgeous in short miniskirts. Morgan commented that a…

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Funny story: Liz Truss Has Just Been Named The Prettiest and The Sexiest Prime Minister By The Swiss Government

Liz Truss Has Just Been Named The Prettiest and The Sexiest Prime Minister By The Swiss Government

ZURICH, Switizerland - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is beaming with womanly pride as she has just learned that she has been named "The Prettiest and Sexiest Prime Minister In The Entire World," by the government of Switizerland. The 47…

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Funny story: Liz Truss's Speech consists of 15 minutes of Awkward Silence

Liz Truss's Speech consists of 15 minutes of Awkward Silence

Following her keynote speech at this year's Party Conference, it has been revealed that 15 minutes of Liz Truss's speech was of awkward silence. There was also a noticeable lack of her more famous material including the epic 'In May, I will be goi…

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