How To Tell An American Nazi from an American

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 27 November 2022

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So there's no confusion ... this is an American taking Nazis Prisoner. Not an American taking Americans for a Forest Hike

Well, I’ll admit, it’s getting harder. Kanye West is, allegedly, a black man. But let’s not judge a man by the colour of his skin, yes? Can a black man hate as well as a white man who hates black men?

That’s how they get ya! Didn’t expect the unexpected – the Spanish Inquisition! (I had to…)

Will Kanye change his name again from Ye to something with a lot more Ks to it, like: Kanye Kye Klan? (why am I giving him ideas?)

Grated, a good way to tell an American Nazi is by the company he/she keeps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Goser both love hangin’ with Nick Fuentes. (Isn’t that an Hispanic name? Does Nick hate himself? Wasn’t the founder of the Proud Boys black? Do these weird hate groups simply get started by people who hate themselves? Where are the shrinks helping people with their mental illness problems? I blame Freud for all of it!)

And there are those who support the things Nazis support, so are they also Nazi? Hate abortion? Nazi. Hate gay people. Nazi. Hate terrorists? Uhhhh … Hate the enemies that my country also hates? Naz … I dunno.

See how hard it is? Tough to tell by the colour of anyone skin or even what comes from their mouths sometimes. As Jon Stewart said: some people have called him anti-Semitic, even though he’s Jewish, because he condemns what Israel does to the Palestinians. So is he a little Nazi ‘cuz he doesn’t support all Jews everywhere no matter what? If a Jew kills a Palestinian 5 year old, and you support the Jew, are you a good person? Can Jews now be Nazis? In less than 20 years, World War 2 will be a hundred years old. Are we allowed to not care about it anymore? Do we all still care about the Crimean War? (oh shit, the Crimea is Ukraine, history repeats like a bad burrito.)

Is this world crying out: tell me what to think and say and believe, and if the authority figures of the world change their mind, I will too so as not to be tortured and condemned.

What you say today will be your demise tomorrow.

Now that’s the kind of world I want to live in, and perhaps why some people are desperate to get to Mars. And fuck things up there.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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