Where Abortion is Legal – and Not Where You’d Think

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 25 June 2022

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Green is Good, Red is Bad ... This is an old map. Color America Red.

Dear Americans, you are in good company.

With abortion now illegal in your ridiculous country, you share such a law with some of your greatest allies.

Abortion is also illegal in Iraq! Way to fight the good fight, America! It’s also illegal in your old Central American buddies, some of whom you tried to invade and fuck up as much as possible: El Salvador and Nicaragua also love their foetuses!

But there’s some bad news too. Other countries also hate abortion, but they will allow it in order to save a woman’s life. (Women can die from pregnancy? Wha? That’s not in the Constitution!)

Afghanistan, Iran, Myanmar and Libya will kill the foetus before they’ll let it kill the mother. WOW! So those countries are more free than you! (Sorry, I can’t stop laughing.)

But wait – there’s more!

Wanna hear some of the countries where abortion is completely legal?

Abortion is legal in Russia, China, Cuba, Columbia, Cambodia, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan (Borat country!), Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Mongolia, Vietnam and North Korea! (Bet you don’t even know where half those countries are, right?)

Holy fuck – all those countries have women enjoying more freedom concerning their bodies than women do in your country!

I’ve said it before ... sigh ... America, your Empire is dying. And much of the rest of the world is laughing and laughing and laughing ...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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