Skunk Hork, Alabama
Well, if one never thought anything good could come from the American Deep South (like a Deep State), guess again!
Now that white racists are worried that their skin color won’t be around in, say, 100 years, maybe 500 (who knows with crazy theories) they wonder if they can still keep it up and get lots of white women pregnant. Will there ever be a Generation W (for White)? Can the Caucasian race last that long?
Question: how to make a woman pregnant when she doesn’t want you anywhere near her cuz you’re a member of the KKK, Proud Boys, or a Republican? (She can’t get an abortion, so if you knock her up, she has to raise it – deadbeat dads win again!)
You give her a special Creamy Ice Cream Cone! But wait, so what? It’s just ice cream … you may ask. But in the south, you can’t trust the white man as far as you can hork a spit on him. So this new ice cream is made from the semen of various white men, chock full of tadpoles that are guaranteed to get any unsuspecting woman knocked up – but good!
Give her your cream anyway you can … in America, women can’t complain and be heard, just get pregnant and bare foot and get yo ass in the kitchen and fix me up some grits and … Creamy Semen Ice Cream!
As yummy as swallowing a baby!
