WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, who many say resembles an over ripe papaya with lots of hair, has had to admit what she did not want to have to admit. And that is that her hero, the predatorial racist Donald Jona…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The RNC has just released the names of some of the people and performers who will be at the Republican National Convention. Spokeswoman Birdie Custardtree, 58, said that the featured performer will be Kid Ro…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News) – The Electoral College president has just announced that he has decided to cancel the RNC convention that was to have taken place in the pretty, hurricane-prone town of Jacksonville, Florida. POTUS said that the reaso…
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...
On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...
The worlds oldest and the worlds most odious professions have met in Cleveland and the result has been a windfall for the worlds oldest. Sex worker Lydia Kidder, not her real name, explains why the business for prostitutes was so good this year a...
Now that tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts have pressured the Republican National Convention to allow guns, the real question is which of their guns they should bring. Participants will be limited to no more than one rifle or two pistols each t...
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Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...
WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...
Washington DC- After much navel gazing, a great deal of market research,and millions of dollars worth of tarot and palm readings,The RNC has come to the only logical conclusion. The Republican brand is un-salvageable. Therefore, RNC chairman...
American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...
In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...
NewsMax has just revealed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, current Chairman of Democratic National Committee, is actually a "double-agent" who was recruited for her position by members of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Wasserman fircely deni...
After weeks of rancorous internal debate, the Republican National Committee (RNC) passed a resolution renaming itself the Teapublican Party. Although the cost of the change is estimated at close to $53 million, Chairman Reince Priebus said the Te...
Despite having some edge in the republican candidate race by virtue of some name recognition, Newt Gingrich hopes to strengthen his appeal to moderates and cross over progressives with his announcement of Ron Reagan Jr. as a potential running mate.
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