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Funny story: The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...

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Funny story: Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

Adultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It

A spike in airline bookings has been blamed on the news that India's top court has ruled adultery is no longer a crime by striking down a 158-year-old colonial-era law. Holiday firms denied that they are cashing in on sex tourism. This is the se...

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Funny story: Man On Bender Was A Total Disgrace

Man On Bender Was A Total Disgrace

The reputation of a man who went to his local pub 'for a quiet drink' last Saturday night, but then changed his agenda halfway through the evening, is in tatters, after a series of unplanned escapades. Reputable Lawrence Jackson, 38, ordered a pin...

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Funny story: Woman stoned to death for adultery

Woman stoned to death for adultery

Yesterday, at The Grand Mosque in Canberra, Australia, a woman was stoned to death for allegedly being caught committing adultery with an unnamed man. The woman, known to us only as Sharia, was allegedly caught in a compromising situation with the ma...

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Funny story: The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...

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Funny story: Choc ice slur man makes stand against racism, by kicking "Kick Racism Out Of Football" out of football

Choc ice slur man makes stand against racism, by kicking "Kick Racism Out Of Football" out of football

Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist claims he felt embarrassed after Choc ice slur man had made the decision despite Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist telling the media in his pre-match press conference that all of his players would support the c...

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Funny story: 'If you're running for President, don't have sex--if you do, have it with your wife', Cain

'If you're running for President, don't have sex--if you do, have it with your wife', Cain

ATLANTA - In the days after his announcement that he was suspending his run for President, Herman Cain has done some soul searching regarding his conduct in the years leading up to his 15 minutes in the limelight. "I shouldn't have ever had sex wi...

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Funny story: Rainier Wolfcastle Admits He Is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

Rainier Wolfcastle Admits He Is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

Muscle-bound McBain star Rainier Wolfcastle, for years thought to be a thinly-veiled parody of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted this morning that he is Arnold's love-child. And, he's the first of many! "I believe my father, Arnold Schwar...

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Funny story: Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...

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Funny story: New Study Adds Credibility to Gingrich's Claim that Patriotism Led Him to Commit Adultery

New Study Adds Credibility to Gingrich's Claim that Patriotism Led Him to Commit Adultery

In a recent interview with David Brody on CBS, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich said of his past extramarital affairs, "There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked fa...

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Funny story: Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'. "Intense hatred is what I feel tow...

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Funny story: Past American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino Faces Public Scorn

Past American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino Faces Public Scorn

Greensboro, NC - Lawyers for past American Idol Winner, Fantasia Barrino are working feverishly to overturn a judge's sentence calling for the public scorn of the star after she was found guilty of adultery. At the core of the case, Barrino and a man...

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Funny story: BP CEO Searches For Solution to Gulf Leak by Examining Woman's Tonsils in Texas Bar

BP CEO Searches For Solution to Gulf Leak by Examining Woman's Tonsils in Texas Bar

British Profiteering (BP) has spared no expense in trying to find a way to stave the damage caused when they turned the Gulf Of Mexico into a petroleum vinaigrette, and the research goes all the way up CEO Tony Wayward. In fact, Wayward spent a b...

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Funny story: Text Sex Is Still Adultery Says De-Frocked Bishop

Text Sex Is Still Adultery Says De-Frocked Bishop

In the light of recent tabloid scandals, particularly those involving Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay, I was moved to seek out spiritual advice as to whether "text-sex" was just a bit of harmless flirtatiousness, or whether it was something much graver, w...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Claims Women Tricked Him.

Tiger Woods Claims Women Tricked Him.

Las Vegas- Tiger Woods issued a statement earlier today claiming he was the victim of racial profiling by the women who have claimed to have been lovers with the golf pro. Woods who is staying in a condo during what he calls, "a horrible mix...

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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Dear Fr. Francois: I am in a loveless marriage--well, it is loveless for me. My wife of 22 years is in love alright, with a donkey she worked with in Tijuana. Marissa claims their relationship has only been a "professional" relationship; but I wonder why she's always slipping away from Ocean Beach to meet Juan in Chula Vista? I'm saddened to tell you that I hired a private investigator, Di...

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