CHARLESTON, West Virginia - (Satire News) - After going back and forth on the issue of adultery, the West Virginia Senate has voted by a vote of 53 to allow it, 41 to not allow it, and with 5 abstentions. Senator Hortina Hortellini [R-Mine Wine, W…
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Émile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Bécot…
The US politician who refused an interview with a female reporter unless she brought along a male chaperone, have aroused the suspicions of his wife, it seems. Robert Foster, a Republican candidate for Mississippi governor, told reporter, Larrison...
What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...
A spike in airline bookings has been blamed on the news that India's top court has ruled adultery is no longer a crime by striking down a 158-year-old colonial-era law. Holiday firms denied that they are cashing in on sex tourism. This is the se...
The reputation of a man who went to his local pub 'for a quiet drink' last Saturday night, but then changed his agenda halfway through the evening, is in tatters, after a series of unplanned escapades. Reputable Lawrence Jackson, 38, ordered a pin...
Yesterday, at The Grand Mosque in Canberra, Australia, a woman was stoned to death for allegedly being caught committing adultery with an unnamed man. The woman, known to us only as Sharia, was allegedly caught in a compromising situation with the ma...
The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...
Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist claims he felt embarrassed after Choc ice slur man had made the decision despite Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist telling the media in his pre-match press conference that all of his players would support the c...
ATLANTA - In the days after his announcement that he was suspending his run for President, Herman Cain has done some soul searching regarding his conduct in the years leading up to his 15 minutes in the limelight. "I shouldn't have ever had sex wi...
Muscle-bound McBain star Rainier Wolfcastle, for years thought to be a thinly-veiled parody of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted this morning that he is Arnold's love-child. And, he's the first of many! "I believe my father, Arnold Schwar...
The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...
In a recent interview with David Brody on CBS, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich said of his past extramarital affairs, "There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked fa...
Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'. "Intense hatred is what I feel tow...
Greensboro, NC - Lawyers for past American Idol Winner, Fantasia Barrino are working feverishly to overturn a judge's sentence calling for the public scorn of the star after she was found guilty of adultery. At the core of the case, Barrino and a man...
British Profiteering (BP) has spared no expense in trying to find a way to stave the damage caused when they turned the Gulf Of Mexico into a petroleum vinaigrette, and the research goes all the way up CEO Tony Wayward. In fact, Wayward spent a b...
In the light of recent tabloid scandals, particularly those involving Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay, I was moved to seek out spiritual advice as to whether "text-sex" was just a bit of harmless flirtatiousness, or whether it was something much graver, w...
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