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Funny story: Career Criminal Caught

Career Criminal Caught

In a triumph for justice, a 56-year-old theft was finally solved today, and the perpetrator brought to book. Eddie Gleeson, 97, of Middlesbrough, was arrested after a successful police sting outside the city's central library yesterday. Criminal…

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Funny story: Football Stadium To Become A Library

Football Stadium To Become A Library

It's been announced in the last few minutes that one of the teams relegated from the Championship to League One on the final day of last season, believe there is so little atmosphere at their stadium, that they intend to turn it into a public library…

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Funny story: Creative Free-Thinker Movie Certain To Be Hit

Creative Free-Thinker Movie Certain To Be Hit

A Hollywood movie about a creative, free-thinking writer and comedian is set to wow audiences when it's released into cinemas early next year, and it's already been vaunted as a possible Oscar nominee. The film is called 'I'm Different!', and cost…

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Funny story: Book Breaks Record At Library

Book Breaks Record At Library

It's taken for granted in this, the digital age, where we can download printed matter to various technological devices, that books are less popular than they once were, but one book, in particular, has broken all records at a city library - for remai...

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Funny story: Selling Books by the Linear Foot

Selling Books by the Linear Foot

It’s gratifying to see that in these times, people seem to be returning to reading. Perhaps this is a silver lining. It may turn out that when this is all over, the world will be changed for the better as we become more empathetic and self reliant...

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Funny story: Man Picks Up CD Bargains In Library Sale

Man Picks Up CD Bargains In Library Sale

End-of-year library sales are notoriously good pickings for those with an interest in books, and particularly cheap books, but one man has told how he unearthed a treasure trove of musical gems, in the form of cut-price CDs. Myke Woodson, 56, is a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Gets Square with Local Library

Nashville Man Gets Square with Local Library

On a streak of getting clean from alcohol and prescription meds, and clearing out the wreckage of his past, Travis M. of Nashville, Tennessee, began the arduous process of making amends. He apologized to his aging mother for crashing her car when he...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Comes to Unfortunate Conclusion

Nashville Man Comes to Unfortunate Conclusion

Calvin Holmes of Nashville, Tennessee, came to an unfortunate conclusion when he reached the end of the spy novel he'd been reading and realized he'd never actually lived. "I've never been to Paris and bonded viscerally with a beautiful, voluptuou...

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Funny story: Man In Trouble Over Late Return Of Library Book

Man In Trouble Over Late Return Of Library Book

A man who returned a library book after its 'return by' date is in trouble with the authorities in Hull. Moys Kenwood from the city, borrowed 'Favorite Dishes Of Iran' from Hull Central Library in October 2013, knowing full well that it had to be...

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Funny story: A Rogue Computer Speaks

A Rogue Computer Speaks

I don't have pointy teeth, a black cape, a bad haircut, or a see-through body. But can I be scary? You betcha! Y'see, I'm a computer in the general reference room of a local library. A bad, bad computer. One who makes up emails and sends them to library patrons. Spooky! And fun -- to annoy, enrage, scare a lot of folks. Whatever. Oh, you thought only humans can be scary? Get with it. This is...

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Funny story: UK Libraries Given Special Powers

UK Libraries Given Special Powers

Libraries in the UK have been granted special powers under a new ruling from the Scottish Rite Freemasons, known colloquially in London as The House of Commons. The Lodge is charged with the implementation of the New World Order under guidance fr...

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Funny story: Libraries - The Great Whores Of The Literary World

Libraries - The Great Whores Of The Literary World

There used to be a sanctuary to which you could retire for that most blessed and peaceful of soul satisfying balms- silence. This sanctuary was known as a 'library' and throughout the world they could be considered a trustworthy and guarded haven for this treasure of peace whether it be in Bangladesh or the heart of Manhattan. There entities known as "librarians" would covet and protect this preci...

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Funny story: Library Van Carrying Porn to All in Buffort County

Library Van Carrying Porn to All in Buffort County

After receiving several calls from irate customers, the head librarian told the library van driver to go right back and bring ALL their books back in or they were in serious trouble. Soon the police also arrived at the Buffort Library. Seems that...

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Funny story: Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...

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Funny story: Library 'too quiet'

Library 'too quiet'

An elderly book-lover has complained bitterly that her local library was too quiet. "There was a deathly silence about the place," moaned 75-year-old Lily Brearian, who has been using the library in Gateshead for over 50 years. "And recently I've...

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Funny story: Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...

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Funny story: Bush II Library re-ignites long running argument.

Bush II Library re-ignites long running argument.

DALLAS TX- The grand opening of the George W. Bush presidential library on May 1st has sparked a great deal of controversy. The opening has re-ignighted one of the great debates of our time. Who's superheroes are more badass? While the Supreme Cou...

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