Arizona AG Election Investigation Finds 1 Dead Voter and 282 Brain-Dead GOP Politicians and Auditors

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 5 August 2022

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Phoenix - Months after Republican-hired Cyber Ninjas claimed to have identified almost 300 possible dead voters in the 2020 General Election, an investigation by the Arizona Attorney General, Republican Mark Brnovich, has determined that only one of the people was actually dead on Election Day.

The investigation did find hundreds of brain-dead far Right Republican politicians and auditors who participated in the claims of fraud, dead people voting, and approval of hiring Cyber Ninjas to audit the election.

“Many of the voters identified by Cyber Ninjas were quite surprised they they were dead” said Brnovich.

“The Attorney General is a Rino we know these people are all dead” said Donald Trump. His choice for Governor, Kari Lake, agreed with her Cult Leader.

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