Are You A Trump Monkey?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 22 July 2022

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Which Monkey Will You Be, MAGA Monkeys?

The Jan 6 committee is closing in, and Trump supporters are getting scared. They want to distance themselves from the Evil One.

Ivanka says she supported what Bill Blair said about the election NOT being stolen. Even Melania is saying she was taking pictures of White House furniture – cuz that’s her job – and had no idea that there was a mob storming the capital.

Rumors have it that Donny Jr is snorting more cocaine than ever. When Trump is breaking rocks, it will be Biblical. Meaning: those who knew Trump shall pull a Saint Peter and say “I know him not! I deny him thrice!”

Did you know or support Trump ever? Got a MAGA hat? A Flag? Any one of the several pro-Trump flags, some with a swastika, you know the ones. Any and all evidence you may have associated with you will be used in and out of a court of law.

(Of course, if you’re still a dues-paying member of the KKK, then you’re fine, it hasn’t been designated as a terrorist organization, even though it was created to terrorize …)

You may be rounded up. It’s what Trump would do to his enemies. You know those 3 monkeys: See no Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil? Those are the new MAGA monkeys, coming soon to replace the hats and bumper stickers and Trump-autographed AR-15s.

There’s gonna be a whole lotta monkeys pretending they didn’t know nuthin’ nohow nowhere nowhen … and that’s the truth.

A lot of suckers gonna be suckin’ on Trump’s banana when Jan 6 turns into Doomsday.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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