A secret Jedi Master at Disney Studios and Lucas Film has divulged that Supreme Court “Justice” Clarence Thomas is actually ... Jabba the Hutt!
Just as Jabba liked to own Princess Leia in that hot golden bikini lingerie, so too does Clarence “Clara” the Hut like to pass laws owning women’s uteruses.
And who is his wife Ginny? You remember that annoying little screeching laughing puppet at Jabba’s shoulder ... they eventually got married. But the puppet bloated in size in order to accommodate the vast bulk of Clarence Jabba as he flopped down onto her and quivered a bit until some kind of goo came out of a hole in his body ... ah, conception! The miracle of life even happens between hideous drooling monsters, Clara and Ginny.
In a side note: During sex, Clarence farted and a nugget of shit rolled out of his ass into a hole in his wife, which they both agree is her vagina. That piece of shit now has to come to term and cannot be aborted under new American laws.
