The Latest Poll Shows That 76% of All Whites And 98% of All Blacks Hate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 2 July 2022

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"Clarence Thomas is pure evil!" -KIM JONG-UN

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is a very, very hated man.

QuinniPinni showed that 76% of all white people hate him, and 98% of all black people hate him. The whites don't really say much but the blacks, well they refer to him as being an Uncle Tom, and one sarcastic, arrogant uppity N'er.

In fact the only nationality that like him are the Eskimos, with a percentage margin of 51% who like him and 49% who don't like him.

When the poll came out, Clarence's white wife Karen suggested that he retire and the two of them move up to Alaska and mingle with the Eskimos.

SIDENOTE: The iNews News Agency has quoted Clarence Thomas as saying that he doesn't give a rat's ass what the whites or the blacks, or the yellows, or the reds, think about him, because he is still pretty much like a king, when it comes to power behind his black ass.

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