MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has been taken in to custody (yet again).
This time several witnesses reporting see the Mar-a-Lago Liar engaging in what really looked like a case of duck molestation.
Since this is a family publication, we cannot reveal the act that was taking place, but lets just say that the seven witnesses, including a priest and a masseuse report seeing the duck making some extremely unhappy faces.
And with was has become standard with Trump, he quickly remarked that he has never seen the duck before and noted that the seven witnesses are all just engaging in a witch hunt.
