WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One Secret Service agent who was assigned to Trump has just come out with a new book on the Trumptard.
The book is called, "I Protected Trump - But I Felt As If I Was Actually Protecting Hitler."
The tell-all book was written by Wilford A. Ruckenberry, who was assigned to guard Trump 24/7.
Ruckenberry writes in his book that Trump was really nothing more than an arrogant, conceited little piece of shit, who demanded his way 100% of the time, even when he knew he was totally wrong.
The author of Trump's book also wrote that he had never, ever seen a father kiss his grown daughter on the mouth more than Trump kissed Ivanka.
Ruckenberry saw that many times Ivanka would simply kiss her father against her better judgement.
The author revealed that one time up in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Trump started to kiss Ivanka on her lips and she quickly kicked him in his balls.
She told him that she was afraid of getting his Trumpapalooza virus germs.
SIDENOTE: Ruckenberry's book is 419 pages long, and has over 91 personal photos, along with 6 charcoal drawings.
