Rudy Guiliani was spotted in New York Pride Parade sporting a YUGE PUSSY!
Donald Trump tried to grope him, so Rudy knew he was doing something right. Melania wept since she was knocked off top spot by Rudy’s immense gash. Ivanka managed to stick a fist up herself, but her diamond rings got caught on something, so she still can’t get her arm out. Her whole arm! Now she walks funny – or sexy – depending on what you think of her.
A mysterious stranger patted Rudy on the back and called him a scum bag, which some have said is a term of endearment in New York, much like ‘fuckhead’, ‘dipshit’, ‘douchebag’, and Trump’s Bitch’.
Rudy walked around showing off his pussy, bragging, shoving it in people’s face, even letting small animals crawl inside to show how cavernous it was. Disney is thinking of shooting part of the new Star Wars, “The Rise of Darth Slit”, inside Rudy’s tuna melt.
So if you see Rudy walking around town, make sure to stop him and get a picture with the biggest pussy in the good old US of A. (United Suckers of Assholes.)
