How many GOP politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The January 6th committee is still trying to figure out that answer.
If Trump screws it in, and others applaud or help him screw, will he get screwed or will only they get screwed?
Can a screw be pardoned? It’s fun to screw when no one’s looking and you think at the time you’ll get away with it. But if shit hits the fan, and your screw has been discovered, it may be wise to pretend that you didn’t even want to screw in the first place.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, for example, can’t recall if she ever screwed or not. Matt Gaetz enjoys a good screw, but he has an age requirement. Other screwers just love to screw when the occasion presents itself, but they wonder how come Trump never pardoned their screw.
My guess: they just weren’t evil enough!
Some of the screwers who DID get a pardon from Trump include soldiers who killed civilians during George W. Bush’s illegal war in Iraq. Powerful people, some political, who engaged in Russian meddling in elections, bank fraud, an American sailor who took photos of classified areas inside a nuclear sub, perjury and obstruction of justice, funnelling campaign funds, arson, more soldiers murdering Iraqis, racketeering ... the list goes on.
That’s a lot of screwing around!
So if you belong to the GOP and want to get into politics in order to commit some kind of crime, you’re going to have to be REALLY EVIL in order for a REALLY EVIL president to give you a get out of jail free card.
How bad can you screw in that light bulb? How bad do you want it?
