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Funny story: The White House Has A Dozen Light Bulbs Replaced And Is Billed $789.95

The White House Has A Dozen Light Bulbs Replaced And Is Billed $789.95

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House had some pretty quick explaining to do after receiving a hefty bill for some work that was done. White House press secretary Cal Colfax stated that he called up The Shocking Electric Company to replace 12 light b...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

"Last time I told those people the truth about the Druids and their trees but I wanted to warn them about a few other thangs! Robertson as usual started slow and then got all wound up and somewhat louder as he recorded his message. He then shut...

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Funny story: Cancer-Causing Lightbulbs And Desk Jobs ... We're All Doomed!

Cancer-Causing Lightbulbs And Desk Jobs ... We're All Doomed!

Desk-bound office workers working under the light of energy-efficient bulbs are in serious danger of developing cancer, scientists say. Spend more than a decade behind a desk and you're twice as likely to develop bowel cancer say researchers at th...

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Funny story: Police go in heavy handed over a bit of light humor!

Police go in heavy handed over a bit of light humor!

Police in a small town receive a tip about a family allegedly manufacturing illegal drugs in their home. With guns drawn, eight officers surrounded the Thomas Kinkaid looking, ivy covered cottage and demand the occupants open the door immediately...

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Funny story: "What Harm Can Leaving a Light Bulb On Do?" Ponder Millions

"What Harm Can Leaving a Light Bulb On Do?" Ponder Millions

EARTH - Wanting to wonder our of his bathroom is Neil Fairbanks. He has left the light on, and shrugs and says that 'it's only one light bulb'. Nearly 2 billion people were thinking the exact same thing. "It's no biggie," said New Yorker, Sheil...

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Funny story: Electricity companies ask local resident to remove some Christmas Decorations

Electricity companies ask local resident to remove some Christmas Decorations

It may be the season to be jolly, but electricity companies have failed to see the jolly side over Chris Borbal's festive decorations. Borbal, who lives in Ashton-under-lyne near Manchester, has been adding to his Christmas lights display for the...

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Funny story: Save the Incandescent Light Bulb!

Save the Incandescent Light Bulb!

Washington - I recently received an email from the Tea Party pointing out a life-threatening issue that's facing America. Recently elected Tea Party members have put the incandescent light bulb on the endangered species list, fearing it will soon be...

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Funny story: ELO Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb

ELO Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb

The pop music world was rocked today when it was discovered that Jeff Lynne, the singer with 1970s/1980s band the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO), had been injured in an accident with an electric light bulb. Lynne, 62, the co-founder of the band al...

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Funny story: Gore Backs $50 40 Watt Bulb He 'Invented': Leaves Everyone in Dark Again!

Gore Backs $50 40 Watt Bulb He 'Invented': Leaves Everyone in Dark Again!

Al "Green Money Machine" Gore, more often referred to as that "F*****g Dim Bulb" by critics after his global warming scam was uncovered, is now pushing a 40 Watt LED bulb 'guaranteed to last 17 years. For $50! But wait, if you order now, according...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer 'Incandescent' After Replacing Light Bulb

Spoof Writer 'Incandescent' After Replacing Light Bulb

An occasional writer on TheSpoof.com satirical news website has reported a series of events which he says have left him 'incandescent' with rage. "It all started on Monday when I was sitting at my computer. I was just about to press the exclamati...

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Funny story: Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...

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Funny story: Watts All This? Darkness Beckons

Watts All This? Darkness Beckons

The EU have declared that the 100 watt incandescent light bulb is to be phased out. From now on families will have to sit at home in the dark because a bunch of pen pushers in Brussels have got nothing better to do than ban a lightbulb. Comedian H...

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Funny story: Panic stockpiling of light-bulbs

Panic stockpiling of light-bulbs

With the European Union set to ban the sale of incandescent light-bulbs in 2012, panicked shoppers are stockpiling them three years ahead of the ban. The aim of the EU is to encourage shoppers to switch to the more environmentally friendly low ene...

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Funny story: Inventor of Compact Fluorescent Lightbulb Admits 'Just Messing with my Boss'

Inventor of Compact Fluorescent Lightbulb Admits 'Just Messing with my Boss'

US and A - The inventor of the compact flourescent lightbulb (CFL) that has been around since 1976, admitted this week that he was simply trying to make his boss look like a 'schmuck' when he came up with the idea of a spiral-shaped lightbulb...

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Funny story: Government spy bulbs

Government spy bulbs

In a shocking discovery made by intrepid wannabe scientist, Mark Bramwell, it has been found that every single lightbulb in every single house in every single street on every single... Umm every single light bulb contains top secret high-tech govern...

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