Cancun, Mexico - U.S. Senator and renowned douchebag Ted Cruz has arranged for a picture of himself in a truck cab while in Cancun with his family, and sent it to "all the truckers in Ottawa who are nobly trying to starve out the evil people of Ottawa, who are mostly Democrats".
Cruz said he flew to Cancun last week, "at the insistence of his two daughters".. He continued that the trip had nothing to do with the freezing weather in Texas, which caused power outages and bad drinking water in Austin.
"I'm ready to join my brothers in Ottawa as they try to starve out the city instead of working for a living" said Cruz in an interview. "Think I'll fly up there just as soon as they get some groceries on the shelves and the weather improves".
