CHICAGO - (Satire News) – It’s being reported by the highly reputable Chicago Daily Wind, that Krysten Sinema has just been named the Most Hated Turncoat Bitch in America.
Sinema, whose parents apparently did not know how to spell worth a shit [It’s spelled Kirsten and not Krysten] has just taken Marjorie Taylor Greene’s place as the most hated, most evil, most piece-of-shit split-tail, female senator in Washington, D.C.
Sinema, which rhymes with ‘traitor,’ fooled the naïve voters of Arizona into thinking that she was a Democrat, when all along the dishwater blonde twat was actually a Trumptard ass-kissing whore.
When asked for a comment “Prick Face” Sinema simply said she relishes people saying that she is the female Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Meanwhile, Marjorie Taylor Greene says that she’ll just have to now settle for being the second most hated, most evil, most piece-of-shit split-tail senator in D.C.
