Ousted president, Donald Trump, was down in Miami to call on several old girlfriends and business associates, when journalists stopped him to ask him what he thought about Ted Cruz going to Cancun during the weather crisis.
Trump simply smiled, and said:
"What weather crisis?"
The reporter, Seamus O'Leprechaunson, with 'Vox Detritus' explained that there had been a cold snap in Texas.
The former Liar-in-Chief simply smiled again, in order to cynically fill the story with more and more and more words of absolutely no consequence, and said:
"Blah blah blah."
In a sudden desire to learn something else that was totally inconsequential, but which might possibly be perceived as funny by a few sad fuckwits who reason that playground humor is 'the way to go', Mr. O'Leprechaunson asked the orange Peter tweeter what he thought about the news that, whilst many were freezing, Mr. Cruz had been spotted wearing a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts.
In his trademark fashion, Trump simply smiled, and then smiled simply. Then he simply smiled once more, and simply said:
"Insert your own inane comments here."
Then he simply took a bite out of a Big Mac that was in his pocket, and simply sat down to think of some more simple-minded insults.