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Funny story: England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

NEW YORK CITY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that five countries want President Trump kicked out of office immediately. Pierre DuPuzzle, who is the spokesman for the 5-country group, said that the petitions contain a total of 29,802,714...

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Funny story: Professor of Trade flown into deep-end for Love Island Experiment

Professor of Trade flown into deep-end for Love Island Experiment

Professor Gordon McTremble, a Trade big wig from the University of Chesil Beach, was sworn into the Love Island nest, so that he could teach his fellow captives, the intricacies of the trade gravity model, the differences between tariff and non-tarif...

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Funny story: Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

In a bizarre turn of events, two seemingly unrelated issues, Mexican immigration to the US and Chinese-USA trade negotiations, are now intertwined with results that were completely unpredictable just last week. According to White House officials, US...

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Funny story: Trump's Taco Tax to Fund Wall with Mexico

Trump's Taco Tax to Fund Wall with Mexico

U.S. president, Donald Trump, and Mexican president, Manual Obrero announced a trade deal has been reached between the two neighboring countries. The agreement prevents a possible trade war and massive disruption in bi-lateral relations. Whether Co...

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Funny story: Trump buys 3000 km of the Great Wall to erect on Mexican border. World leaders endorse decision by signing trade deals with China.

Trump buys 3000 km of the Great Wall to erect on Mexican border. World leaders endorse decision by signing trade deals with China.

On the third day of the US-China trade talks in Beijing the White House called the chief US negotiator on a hot line. The orders were clear: Negotiate the purchase of 3000 km of the Great Wall and stop wasting time discussing tariffs, cyberattacks an...

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Funny story: Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers to China in exchange for trademarks being grante...

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Funny story: Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

Two Fingers to the EU as UK Signs Trade Deal With Burkina Faso

"The United Kingdom is open for business, now more than ever," that was Prime Minister Theresa May's post-Brexit message to journalists gathered at No. 10 Downing Street yesterday. Words expelled with both vigor and pomp, she was speaking after sign...

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Funny story: Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Most Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'

Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word...

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Funny story: Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Ottawa, Ontario - Canada's Department of National Beaver Pelts and Other Foreign Trades, has initialized negotiations with its #1 trading partner, the U.S., to see which downtrodden celebrities they might be able to get in exchange for Pop-Star, Just...

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Funny story: President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

President Obama Orchestrates Worst Trade in History of Trades

Washington, D.C. - Most people consider the Boston Red Sox trade of future baseball god Babe Ruth for a cash loan to finance the No, No, Nanette musical to be the worst trade of all time. But No, No, Nanette, we have a new winner. Over the we...

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Funny story: The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

The L.A. Lakers Offer To Trade Pau Gasol, The Entire Laker Girls Cheerleaders, and $20 Million To The Oklahoma City Thunder For Kevin Durant

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LaLaLand home of the once proud Los Angeles Lakers as the boys in purple and gold have fallen to 22-44 for the worst record in the entire NBA Western Conference. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily wrote...

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Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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Funny story: Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

ROME - The Italian government has just issued a statement that effective immediately it will no longer ship grapes to Germany. The Grapes For Sauerkraut Trade Program had been in effect since March of 1997, but Italy has stated that it is breaking...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

Kim Jong Un Thrilled With The New Bolivian - North Korean Trade Agreement

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un is happier than a domestic cat in a sardine factory. The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korea and the South American country of Bolivia have agreed t...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just issued a statement from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It appears that Kim Jong Un has become angry at the fact that the South American government of Bolivia has decided...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers organization has no idea where the trade rumors regarding Aaron Rodgers started. But they want their fans (the Cheeseheads) and every fan of the NFL to know that Rodgers is not on the trading block. A front off...

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...

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