WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden, addressing his campaign promise to tear down Trump’s stupid, useless, expensive-as-hell wall, said it will be completely torn down by Easter.
The President met with a group of construction officials, from 12 states and 7 countries, who had entered bids to win the job of destroying Trump's ugly eyesore.
POTUS informed the White House press corps that a firm from Zimbabwe had the lowest bid, which was an amazingly low bid of $95,000.
Biden said the American people are getting one fantastic deal, noting that the next two lowest bids were $28.3 million from a firm in Mexicali, Mexico, and $27.9 millon from a firm in Reyfucatitkjordur, Iceland.
Vice-President Kamala Harris personally thanked the firm from Zimbabwe, noting that, last year, they were hired to clear 90,000 acres of land in the Amazon jungle.
The Vice-President added they did the job for an unbelievably low price of $87,000.
Meanwhile, White House press secretary, Jen Psaki, told the press that Border Patrol surveillance video from January, only caught 3 individuals illegally entering the U.S., while a total of 39,731, were caught on video climbing the wall to return back to Mexico, Guatemala, and Nicaragua.