President Biden Says That Trump’s Useless Wall Is Coming Down

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 5 February 2021

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This is a photo of Trump's wall that's located between Calexico, California and Mexacali, Mexico.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden, addressing his campaign promise to tear down Trump’s stupid, useless, expensive-as-hell wall, said it will be completely torn down by Easter.

The President met with a group of construction officials, from 12 states and 7 countries, who had entered bids to win the job of destroying Trump's ugly eyesore.

POTUS informed the White House press corps that a firm from Zimbabwe had the lowest bid, which was an amazingly low bid of $95,000.

Biden said the American people are getting one fantastic deal, noting that the next two lowest bids were $28.3 million from a firm in Mexicali, Mexico, and $27.9 millon from a firm in Reyfucatitkjordur, Iceland.

Vice-President Kamala Harris personally thanked the firm from Zimbabwe, noting that, last year, they were hired to clear 90,000 acres of land in the Amazon jungle.

The Vice-President added they did the job for an unbelievably low price of $87,000.

Meanwhile, White House press secretary, Jen Psaki, told the press that Border Patrol surveillance video from January, only caught 3 individuals illegally entering the U.S., while a total of 39,731, were caught on video climbing the wall to return back to Mexico, Guatemala, and Nicaragua.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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