NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Sacha Baron Cohen has just learned that Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is suing him for portraying him in his new film as a perverted, tax-dodging, draft-dodging, sexual predator.
Cohen said that Giuliani is effen messed up, and he has him confused with President “Grab ‘em By The Pussy” Trump.
Borat said that he has about 95 minutes of film that clearly shows Giuliani doing everything from grabbing a Hooter’s girl’s hooters, to rubbing his “Little Rudy” against a New York Jets cheerleader's pom-poms (tits), to peeing on a bunch of tulips in Central Park.
Giuliani said he has never been to Hooters, has never been to a Jets game, and has only been to Central Park once, back when he was a little boy of 6 or 11.
Meanwhile, President Trump said “I promise my devoted base, that I will have this ‘Borax’ fella deported within 31 hours.”
