WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Left Coast Mirror Magazine intimated that a well-known entertainment industry porn star has an audio recording of President Trump trying to procure her for a naughty procurement [i.e. diddling].
The stunningly sexy demimondaine, who goes by the performing moniker of Erotica Erogenous, said that the President offered her $7,000 and an ambassadorship, if she would perform an unspeakable act upon him.
Tequila Tallyho with LCMM, contacted Bravo’s entertainment guru Andy Cohen, and he informed her that the unspeakable act involved a type of liquid - yellow in color.
President Trump is, of course, denying the whole thing, saying he has never heard of Left Coast Mirror Magazine, Miss Erotica Erogenous, Tequila Tallyho, Andy Cohen, the Proud Boys, or an unspeakable act.
