WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider has stated that due to the fact that the Rose Garden is infested with the Coronavirus, it is probably going to have to be completely demolished.
One of the White House gardeners, Napoleon Tripp, 87, said that "Rosie" has already been fumigated 9 times, by the Spray Away Fumigating Company.
According to the iRumors News Agency, the White House has already hired The Bombs Away Destroying & Demolishing Company of Brooklyn.
They're a very reputable company having demolished dozens of Confederate Civil War general statues, abandoned houses of ill repute, and dilapidated white extremists’ hideouts.
iRumors is reporting that there may be a conflict of interest, due to the fact that the Bombs Away Destroying & Demolishing Company is partially owned by one Kimberly Guilfoyle, who just happens to be the girlfriend of Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr.
A source inside the White House revealed that President Trump is receiving a $2,000 commission fee from Ms. Guilfoyle, so every thing is peachy keen, as they say in Georgia.
