New sport at Olympics

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Saturday, 11 July 2020

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Masks are compulsory!

The next Olympic Games will feature a new sport: masked nude high jump. Athletes will be expected to traverse the high bar fully naked save for a medical mask, ruled compulsory due to anti COVID-19 conditions.

If an athlete is caught not wearing a mask, then he or she will be incarcerated in a plastic pod and shipped off to a hostile regime such as North Korea or Iran. Officials deny that these rules are too heavy-handed, and say they will force athletes to respect the honour and glory of competing.

One athlete has already declared the Games as farcical. So will there be a general boycott? We will see.

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