Amersterdamit - A group of highly-organized stoners known as The High As Fuck Games are reportedly close to obtaining approval to host what would be the very first, bi-annual event, similar to the Olympics... But where the competitors will all be…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba has compiled a list of sports related tweets. A LIST OF TWEETS FROM THE WORLD OF SPORTS 1. I already miss playing football so damn much, that I may return and play for fr…
SAN JOSE, California - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that the San Jose Earthquake defeated the Manchester United Red Devils by a score of 3-0. San Jose goalie J.T. Marcinkowski had 13 fantastic blocks during the entire game. He noted th…
America has had an explosion of College and Minor League sports teams - as reported recently in the Media. One memorable one is the Scottsdale Fighting Artichokes - (known as one of the most combative Vegetables around). Another is the Wichi…
After two week of sporting success and imperial glory, the Empire Games in Birmingham have finally come to an end. The closing ceremony featured Noddy Holder demonstrating the invention of heavy metal by lowering his sideburns into a concrete furnace…
CHICAGO - (Magazine Satire) - The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper reports that the much anticipated sports publication, The Wonderfuly Wondrous World of Sports, has made its debut. The new magazine is co-edited by two great, former Dallas Cowboy quar…
Hi, I'm Buck Shanks, and I'm here to give y'all over there in England a run-down on the good ol' NFL. That's our kinda football. New York Rams took a pounding from the Chicago Bears 300-0. It was a memorable game as wide receiver Jefferson "Squelc…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The Sportsapalooza News Agency has just announced that Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito, is hinting that he may be purchasing the world's number one football team, (soccer in the US) from team owne…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency is reporting that the huge national corporation, Costco, which operates a chain of membership-only outlets will be giving it’s millions of customers an opportunity to purchase official sports cardboard…
BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – A 27-year-old female bowler in Baltimore has just bowled what is perhaps the most amazing bowling game in the history of the 10-pin sport. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, reported that Lila P. Festivus, who is a…
The Whippet and Farrow pub was the site of some consternation today as Darts Player Ernie Heckingthwaite and Tiddlywinks player Sidney 'The Tinker' Davies couldn't tell the difference between Gavin Williamson, and that other bloke. 'Imagine my sur…
After the recent news of the departure of Lionel Messi from FC Barcelona many sports fans are left confused and intrigued about the future of their favorite star and of course team. This news came as a surprise to all our sports analysts that are…
England soccer star and all-round top bloke Marcus Rashford has been contacted by God, asking him why he has become so popular. The Manchester United striker and child poverty campaigner received an email out of the blue from the almighty one, ask…
As the Olympic track and field trials near an end here at Autzen Stadium, hopeful contestants in the peeing for distance competition were forced to take shelter in a cooling area as temperatures reached 110 degrees on the field. It is unlikely that t…
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.
The International Federation Of Sport-Related After Dinner Speech Makers met for their annual awards ceremony. Various prestigious trophies are handed out to sports teams and stars alike, voted for by the assembled cream of the 'has-been' sports worl…
The next Olympic Games will feature a new sport: masked nude high jump. Athletes will be expected to traverse the high bar fully naked save for a medical mask, ruled compulsory due to anti COVID-19 conditions. If an athlete is caught not wearing…
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