CHICAGO – Historical experts are really concerned that the way that statues are being torn down and taken down, it won’t be too long before the nation’s statues are all gone.
They noted that out of 27 statues of Confederate General Robert E. Lee, 19 have already been destroyed, either by being pulled down, blasted away with hammers, crowbars, and drills, or simply shot all-to-hell with a 12-guage shotgun.
No statue is immune to the statue-killers, as evidenced by the destruction of statues of Columbus, Hiawatha, Ann Coulter, Pinocchio, and even Pope Francis’ pet penguin “Panchito Pinguino".
Amazingly, there is actually one statue that no one has even remotely tried to mess with, and it sits in a park in Brooklyn.
The statue depicts the godfather of the notorious Goombalini Mafia crime family, Salvatore Goombalini.