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George Washington, as you've never seen him

Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

Funny story: ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...

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Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

Funny story: Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

After the recent Charlottesville massacre many civil war monuments have decided to pack up camp and make a run ahead of the waves of Neo-Nazis. It appears even the blood lust slavers of the Old South can't stand the odor of the new wave of US Neo-Na...

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Thatcher statue to be buried in coal mine

A planned statue of Margaret Thatcher will now be buried at the bottom of a mine in Sunderland, after it was deemed "too frightening" to be displayed in public. The lifelike work - in iron, obviously - was originally intended to be installed as a...

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Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...

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Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently visited the city of Yuma and she was shocked to see there in the middle of town a statue of three lesbianites. Governor Brewer asked a local resident what the hell the statue was doing there. She was...

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Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

Funny story: Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

SYRACUSE, New York - The upstate New York city of Syracuse, which is the birthplace of FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, has decided that due to Kelly's way out-of-line comments about the color of Santa Claus' skin it will be forced to take some action.

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Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Funny story: Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...

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Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

WASHINGTON - Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine inspection of her and her counterpart, Majesty Law.

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New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...

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Isle of Wight News - Flowerpot statue comes under fire

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Flowerpot statue comes under fire

The controversial new sculpture erected at the end of Ryde pier has come under even more fire from an unexpected source, the children's television programme Bill and Ben. "When we had that charity appeal in 1986 for people to send in spare flower...

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Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

Funny story: Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

DALLAS - Big Tex, the legendary 52-foot tall statue at The State Fair of Texas for 60 years, caught fire and completely burned. The Lone Star State icon with the 75-gallon hat first appeared at the State Fair Park back in 1952. Big Tex was purc...

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Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

Funny story: Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - A spokesperson for the highly scandalized Penn State University has just confirmed reports that the school board of directors has voted unanimously to remove the 7-foot tall, 901 pound statue of former head coach Joe P...

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Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

Funny story: Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

The age-old problem of pigeons using statues as toilets is set to become a thing of the past after scientists this week introduced a new anti-pigeon device, the Spiker. The Spiker is a tiny needle that hides inside the head of the statue - when an...

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Denuded nudes display needs new dudes

Funny story: Denuded nudes display needs new dudes

Vandals have destroyed hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of sculptures at the Liverpool Tate Modern. "We're devastated," said Tate Head of Acquisitions, Pauline Quirk. "These were tasteful nudes created by Tracy Emin. What these bastards have...

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Disgust at paedo Ronnie Raygun statue

Funny story: Disgust at paedo Ronnie Raygun statue

London - Erection of the ten foot bronze monster in London's Grosvenor Square has been met with widespread disbelief. Local Westmonster Council byelaws only permit such public commemoration after a 'decent' period of official whitewashing - usual...

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Antiques Roadshow Fracas Over "Venus De Milo's Arms"

Funny story: Antiques Roadshow Fracas Over "Venus De Milo's Arms"

Police were called to a recording of popular BBC programme The Antiques Roadshow this morning when a scuffle broke out over a couple's claim they were being conned. Ken and Liz Bonkers went to the recording, at Kew Palace, hoping to get a valuatio...

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Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

HAMMERSMITH, LONDON - After Al-Fayed erected a statue of the famed pop star in the Fulham grounds, critics were quick to point out the flaws in it. The most unlikely of groups, Fulham fans, and Jacko fans, have joined forces on a campaign to remov...

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Breaking news…

Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."
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