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Funny story: Columbus, Ohio Takes Down the Statue of Christopher Columbus

Columbus, Ohio Takes Down the Statue of Christopher Columbus

COLUMBUS, Ohio – The city council voted to take down the statue of the man who most believe discovered America. Although, the descendants of Amerigo Vespucci will say that it was actually discovered by their family predecessor, who was affectiona...

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Funny story: The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th...

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Funny story: Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service is reporting that, overnight, vandals tossed a 12-foot tall statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House lawn. The statue was reportedly made of 65% plaster of Paris, 22% styrofoam, and 13% bullshit. The mag...

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Funny story: Confused Nazis protect statue of Churchill

Confused Nazis protect statue of Churchill

A group of right-wing thugs spent this afternoon pissing in the street and yelling racist slogans around a statue of Winston Churchill in central London. They claimed to be defending the war leader's statue from anti-racist protesters who had threate...

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Funny story: Cecil Rhodes' bust criticised

Cecil Rhodes' bust criticised

Students at Oxford University today threatened to tear down a statue of Cecil Rhodes' bust, over concerns that it was inappropriate for a modern campus. Protester Sue Mi said, "Apart from the colonial links, it's just a disgusting statue of a fat...

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Funny story: Protesters throw slaver statue into the sea

Protesters throw slaver statue into the sea

During an anti-racism rally in Bristol yesterday, enthusiastic protesters tore down a statue of 17th century slave-trader Edward Colston and threw it into the sea. Tory councillor Geoff Shackles was outraged. "The statue was sitting happily in the...

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Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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Funny story: ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...

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Funny story: Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

After the recent Charlottesville massacre many civil war monuments have decided to pack up camp and make a run ahead of the waves of Neo-Nazis. It appears even the blood lust slavers of the Old South can't stand the odor of the new wave of US Neo-Na...

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Funny story: Thatcher statue to be buried in coal mine

Thatcher statue to be buried in coal mine

A planned statue of Margaret Thatcher will now be buried at the bottom of a mine in Sunderland, after it was deemed "too frightening" to be displayed in public. The lifelike work - in iron, obviously - was originally intended to be installed as a...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently visited the city of Yuma and she was shocked to see there in the middle of town a statue of three lesbianites. Governor Brewer asked a local resident what the hell the statue was doing there. She was...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

SYRACUSE, New York - The upstate New York city of Syracuse, which is the birthplace of FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, has decided that due to Kelly's way out-of-line comments about the color of Santa Claus' skin it will be forced to take some action.

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Funny story: Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...

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Funny story: Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

WASHINGTON - Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine inspection of her and her counterpart, Majesty Law.

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Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Flowerpot statue comes under fire

Isle of Wight News - Flowerpot statue comes under fire

The controversial new sculpture erected at the end of Ryde pier has come under even more fire from an unexpected source, the children's television programme Bill and Ben. "When we had that charity appeal in 1986 for people to send in spare flower...

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