Jabba the Hutt is getting his own statue in Georgia – a state known for “Gone With The Wind” and fighting in a civil war against the USA! Jabba is a hero to Georgians. They think Luke and Leia are jerks, and even possibly did terrible things to Le…
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - It's no secret that the state that loves the Trumptard the most is the cotton-pickin' state of Alabama. Recent polls show that Trump is as well liked in 'bama as Adolf Hitler was in Nazi Germany. And for t…
ATHENS, Greece – (World Satire) – A group of historians and archaeologists have just made an astounding discovery. The group of 9 who all hail from different towns in Greenland, discovered a statue of a male believed to be in his early 50’s, stand…
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – The Corn Shuck Police Department reports that overnight someone took ball peen hammers and completely destroyed the statue of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump that stood in the parking lot of one of the local McDonalds…
The sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock was the centre of controversy today, after last night a mob with torches tore down the statue of Piers Morgan that stood in the village square. The statue depicted the celebrity journalist squatting over the…
PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – A group of protesters calling themselves the Anti-Trump Soldiers of Saturn have destroyed several statues in downtown Portland. The Portland Police Department reported that the group of angry individuals toppled…
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – The Albuquerque Police Department reported that overnight vandals stole the 13-foot tall statue of Disney character, Donald Duck. Police are checking surveillance video, and hope to catch the duck vandal or vandals. Po…
CHICAGO – Historical experts are really concerned that the way that statues are being torn down and taken down, it won’t be too long before the nation’s statues are all gone. They noted that out of 27 statues of Confederate General Robert E. Lee,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…
NEW YORK CITY – More than 200 residents who reside in Trump Tower say that they are sick and tired of having to view the 15-foot-tall statue of Donald Trump that sits in the building’s lobby. They say that it looks stupid, with Trump holding a nin…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – The city council voted to take down the statue of the man who most believe discovered America. Although, the descendants of Amerigo Vespucci will say that it was actually discovered by their family predecessor, who was affectiona…
Spoof News HQ, Shangri-La, China. With deepest apologies to our readers, Spoof must retract Sunday's report that the Washington Monument was toppled by protesters, left and right that morning. We greatly regret the erroneous story. Our correction:…
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Three of the most cherished symbols of American hegemony may soon be swept into the dustbin of history by revisionist zealots. All of them, in their own way, have inspired millions of viewers over the years. No, we’re not talkin…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service is reporting that, overnight, vandals tossed a 12-foot tall statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House lawn. The statue was reportedly made of 65% plaster of Paris, 22% styrofoam, and 13% bullshit. The mag...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president is reportedly so angry at the Black Lives Matter movement, that he has instructed the only African-American on his staff, Ben "Uncle Tom" Carson, to make arrangements to erect a 10-foot-tall statue of Confederate Gene…
A group of right-wing thugs spent this afternoon pissing in the street and yelling racist slogans around a statue of Winston Churchill in central London. They claimed to be defending the war leader's statue from anti-racist protesters who had threate...
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