The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 6 July 2020

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Recent polls show that the Stars & Bars as the Confederate flag is known is despised by 99.94% of all blacks.

POSSUM BELLY, Mississippi – RumorLand News is reporting that one of the chapters of the Ku Klux Klan, has just announced that they are planning on going into Harlem, New York, and distributing Confederate flags to the residents, free of charge.

When KKK member, Riley Dell Keckle, was asked why in the world they would do such a dumb, stupid, dangerous thing like that, he took off his robe and hood, and clearly showed that he was quite upset.

Keckle replied: “Well, first of all, it taint stupid, and thirdly of all, any hows, it taint dumb, or stupid, or even dumb.”

Riley Dell, went on to point out that it is just about heritage sharing.

He said that white folks know all about the heritage of the NBA. And so now the KKKers want the Harlem residents to know about the heritage of the plantation owners.

He noted that is simply just a means of each group non-violently educating the other group, so to speak.

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