MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – One of the most evil women in history has just been arrested, and is now sitting in jail.
Ghislaine Maxwell, (#6903517) who was the girlfriend of the most perverted pervert on Earth, Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested as she sat in her kitchen eating a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal.
Well, it appears that she is going to need every kind of lucky charm to get her out of this disgustingly sick mess.
The 58-year-old British socialite is being charged with 13 counts of every horrid act imaginable involving underage girls as young as 14.
One of the lesser charges includes her and her late boyfriend, Jeffrey Epstein, and an adult female flamingo.
The flamingo is currently in police custody, and is being held at an undisclosed petting zoo in Rhode Island.
The iRumors news agency is reporting that there are some very, very well known elderly individuals who must surely be shaking in their Gucci shoes.
Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors says that they will not name names at this time, but some of the alleged individuals include an English prince, a high profile American attorney, a former U.S. president, a current U.S. president, and a very rich hip hop artist.
Brooklyn mafioso, Salvatore Goombalini, was also named, but it turns out that it was another Salvatore Goombalini, who owns a pizza franchise, and lives in Venice, Italy.
Hopefully, Ms. Maxwell will be protected around the clock by three FBI agents, three CIA agents, and three Texas Rangers along with dozens of video cameras.