Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The president has informed Anderson Cooper of “60 Minutes” that his $3.2 government stimulus check to himself is totally legal and within the guidelines of the presidency. Trump said that section 8, paragraph 9,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The USS Trump didn’t hit an iceberg, but the rats are jumping ship by the dozens. Trump boasts that he fired Barr’s back-stabbing butt, but, truth be told, Barr told Trump to stick his lying ways up his ass, and…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, just gave him his annual year-end medical exam, and revealed that the results are not good. Dr. Fu Fi said that Trump appears to be in good shape - if he were 1…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The president has just reached yet another milestone. Last week, it was reported by iNews, that he has played more golf during his presidency than all of the other 44 presidents combined. Then, a few days ago, Horror…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kayleigh McEnany, the official White House #brown noser, #kiss ass, #stooge, informed the news media that the First Lady did, in fact, faint. McEnany stated that Mrs. Trump was sitting at a desk, filing her nails…
DONALD TRUMP, KAYLEIGH McENANY, MELANIA TRUMP, RUDY GIULIANI Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – Stop referring to me as #Loser. I mean it. I really, really mean it! -Donald Trump Your president (at least until 1/20/21) Dear Donald – Shut the fuck…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany i…
CLAM CHOWDER CREEK, Massachusetts – (Satire News) - The Electoral College president was reportedly as mad as an ostrich with no feathers, when he learned about the latest in the mail-in ballots saga. Trump was told that there are millions of peopl…
MANHATTAN – (Celebrity Satire) - Ariana Grande, the pint-sized singing dynamo, has informed the entertainment media that, contrary to what White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said, she and her boyfriend did not get married in Nuevo Laredo, M…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…
CARPINTERIA, California – Dr. Seraphina P. Acushnet, who is a DNA professor at Left Coast College, said that she may have proof that White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may, in fact, be President Trump’s third daughter. The professor said…
MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…
CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...
TULSA – The President boasted that he had mailed out one million invitations to his Tulsa Presidential Campaign Rally. Well, it appears that about 999,300 must have gotten lost in the mail, because professional estimators said that there were only...
BEVERLY HILLS – The President's oldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, flew to Beverly Hills on Air Force One yesterday, to get a manicure and a pedicure. Several reporters remarked how old she is looking. One said that he had talked to a White House cook...
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