Showing:

Funny satire stories about Kayleigh McEnany

Try another search?

Funny story: Megyn Kelly Hints That She is Going to Replace Kayleigh McEnany as Trump’s TV Press Secretary

Megyn Kelly Hints That She is Going to Replace Kayleigh McEnany as Trump’s TV Press Secretary

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany i…

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election

President Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election

CLAM CHOWDER CREEK, Massachusetts – (Satire News) - The Electoral College president was reportedly as mad as an ostrich with no feathers, when he learned about the latest in the mail-in ballots saga. Trump was told that there are millions of peopl…

Read full story
Funny story: Ariana Grande Addresses Those Ever-Persistent Marriage Rumors

Ariana Grande Addresses Those Ever-Persistent Marriage Rumors

MANHATTAN – (Celebrity Satire) - Ariana Grande, the pint-sized singing dynamo, has informed the entertainment media that, contrary to what White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said, she and her boyfriend did not get married in Nuevo Laredo, M…

Read full story
Funny story: The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…

Read full story
Funny story: A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…

Read full story
Funny story: A DNA Professor States That Kayleigh McEnany Could Actually Be Trump’s Third Daughter

A DNA Professor States That Kayleigh McEnany Could Actually Be Trump’s Third Daughter

CARPINTERIA, California – Dr. Seraphina P. Acushnet, who is a DNA professor at Left Coast College, said that she may have proof that White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may, in fact, be President Trump’s third daughter. The professor said…

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…

Read full story
Funny story: Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump’s Tulsa Rally Totally Underwhelming

Trump’s Tulsa Rally Totally Underwhelming

TULSA – The President boasted that he had mailed out one million invitations to his Tulsa Presidential Campaign Rally. Well, it appears that about 999,300 must have gotten lost in the mail, because professional estimators said that there were only...

Read full story
Funny story: Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

BEVERLY HILLS – The President's oldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, flew to Beverly Hills on Air Force One yesterday, to get a manicure and a pedicure. Several reporters remarked how old she is looking. One said that he had talked to a White House cook...

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump Is Extremely Depressed After Learning That Taking Hydroxychloroquine Could Cause His Tongue To Fall Out

President Trump Is Extremely Depressed After Learning That Taking Hydroxychloroquine Could Cause His Tongue To Fall Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh “The Elf” McEnany reports that the President is feeling extremely depressed. She said his doctor told him that, in his case, and his case only, taking Hydroxychloroquine could cause his tongue to literal...

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump May Have to Sell Trump Tower Due to His Personal Financial Mess

President Trump May Have to Sell Trump Tower Due to His Personal Financial Mess

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is still furious with his press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, for exposing his bank account number and routing number to the entire civilized world. Meanwhile, Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, informed t...

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her

President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as the White House press secretary may be coming to an end, and sooner than later. The little “Christmas Elf” went and put her size 6 elf shoe in her size 10 Barbie mouth. During her regular press co...

Read full story
Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...

Read full story
Funny story: Ivanka Trump Fears That Her Daddy May Have The Coronavirus

Ivanka Trump Fears That Her Daddy May Have The Coronavirus

BALTIMORE – The first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was in Baltimore visiting one of her favorite cousins this week. She was asked by reporters how she was feeling. She softly asked "Why, what have you heard?" One reporter said that most of the media...

Read full story
Funny story: White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It seems that the White House reporters have discovered a little idiosyncrasy regarding press secretary, Kayleigh “The Keibler Elf” McEnany. The iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia reported that she has noticed that, whenever Kayleigh...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more