NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany i…
CLAM CHOWDER CREEK, Massachusetts – (Satire News) - The Electoral College president was reportedly as mad as an ostrich with no feathers, when he learned about the latest in the mail-in ballots saga. Trump was told that there are millions of peopl…
MANHATTAN – (Celebrity Satire) - Ariana Grande, the pint-sized singing dynamo, has informed the entertainment media that, contrary to what White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said, she and her boyfriend did not get married in Nuevo Laredo, M…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…
CARPINTERIA, California – Dr. Seraphina P. Acushnet, who is a DNA professor at Left Coast College, said that she may have proof that White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may, in fact, be President Trump’s third daughter. The professor said…
MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…
CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...
TULSA – The President boasted that he had mailed out one million invitations to his Tulsa Presidential Campaign Rally. Well, it appears that about 999,300 must have gotten lost in the mail, because professional estimators said that there were only...
BEVERLY HILLS – The President's oldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, flew to Beverly Hills on Air Force One yesterday, to get a manicure and a pedicure. Several reporters remarked how old she is looking. One said that he had talked to a White House cook...
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh “The Elf” McEnany reports that the President is feeling extremely depressed. She said his doctor told him that, in his case, and his case only, taking Hydroxychloroquine could cause his tongue to literal...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is still furious with his press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, for exposing his bank account number and routing number to the entire civilized world. Meanwhile, Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, informed t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as the White House press secretary may be coming to an end, and sooner than later. The little “Christmas Elf” went and put her size 6 elf shoe in her size 10 Barbie mouth. During her regular press co...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...
BALTIMORE – The first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was in Baltimore visiting one of her favorite cousins this week. She was asked by reporters how she was feeling. She softly asked "Why, what have you heard?" One reporter said that most of the media...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It seems that the White House reporters have discovered a little idiosyncrasy regarding press secretary, Kayleigh “The Keibler Elf” McEnany. The iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia reported that she has noticed that, whenever Kayleigh...
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