Miami – Officials with the Atlantic Coast Commission For The Control of The Coronavirus are warning that President Trump supporters attending the GOP rally in Tulsa could all be walking into a disease-infested trap.
Poindexter St. Water, with the ACCCC, is concerned that probably, out of 20,000 ralliers, that only about 365 will be wearing masks and many will be barefoot and carrying handguns.
The rally planners are hoping that no anti-Trumpers show up inside the venue, because it could end up turning into the biggest Jerry Springer Show ever.
Dogs will be located at the entrance points to try and sniff out any Democrats that may try to sneak in.
Meanwhile, several anti-Trump groups like The Down With Donald Federation, The Eff Trump Coalition (of California), and the newly-formed Lincoln Log Alliance, have all said that they will be hanging out in the parking lots.
One bearded member of the Eff Trump Coalition, who said his name was Stephanie Ann, said that he and hundreds of others will be sticking “Vote For Joe Biden” and “Trump Sux” stickers on every car, truck, and motorcycle in the venue parking lots, while the owners are inside whooping it up.
[CLOSING NOTE: All three organizations have promised that they are not planning on keying anyone’s vehicles.]