CHICAGO – A team of leading Midwest doctors have just issued a medical statement which is contradicting previous statements, that had come out of Mozambique and Iceland.
The team of doctors say that, after studying the Coronavirus for two months, they have determined that women can, in fact, contract C-19 from sitting on a toilet seat.
The doctors were asked what women can do to prevent the possibility of catching those horrible cooties from a commode seat.
Dr. Vanderbilt Woodbread, stated that he would definitely suggest that women simply pee while standing up. He was asked wouldn’t most women find that kind of hard to do?
He thought for a moment, and remarked, “Well, possibly. I will say that it might be a tad on the difficult side, but with minimal effort, it can certainly be done."
He quickly pointed out that women tennis players, soccer players, and dental hygienists in Russia, Germany, and Rumania, have been peeing standing up for decades.
Dr. Woodbread commented, “So here’s the bottom line: it is all a matter of a woman simply correctly positioning her you-know-what.'”