President Trump Says That He Does Not Take Any Responsibility for the 2nd Wave of The Coronavirus Pandemic

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 14 June 2020

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Trump says not to put the blame for C-19 on him, and if you want to blame someone, blame those BLM folks.

DALLAS – President Trump flew down to Dallas to attend an unveiling of a statue in his honor. He was accompanied by his son Barron and his pet woodchuck, Woody.

POTUS remarked that he would not miss this great honor for all of the money that visiting presidents, emperors, dictators, tyrants, and other dignitaries pay to stay at his Washington hotel.

The man, who Spike Lee calls “Agent Orange”, remarked that the statue, which shows him playing golf, clearly shows that he is getting much more handsome now that he’s gotten into his early 60s.

The President winked and said that Melania says that he is the best lover that she has ever had, including the Hungarian body builder, Miskovar Tatavaros, and his brother Bislo.

DJT was asked about the second wave of COVID-19, and if he takes responsibility for it.

He got a big smirk on his face, and replied, “Now, when the hell has anyone ever heard of me taking responsibility for anything negative?”

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