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Funny story: Mike Pence: Don’t Call Me Fly Face

Mike Pence: Don’t Call Me Fly Face

BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Harris - Pence debate Wednesday night, everyone saw a fly land on Vice-President Mike Pence’s head. As much as that fly loved Pence, he is not the original Fly Face. There is but one Fly Face. The original Fly Face w…

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Funny story: The Fly That Pronounced The Trump Presidency Ding-Dong-Dead

The Fly That Pronounced The Trump Presidency Ding-Dong-Dead

During the first and last vice presidential debate, a fly, Randolph, settled and nested on top of Vice President Pence’s head, bounced around as though looking around for something - maybe bugs, termites, dry rot - settled down, took a nap, then woke…

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Funny story: The Vice-Presidential Debate Was Boring, The Moderator Sucked, and A Big Fly Peed on Mike Pence’s Head

The Vice-Presidential Debate Was Boring, The Moderator Sucked, and A Big Fly Peed on Mike Pence’s Head

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency stated that the television vice-presidential debate clearly showed that Vice-President Pence is just as much a jerk as “Baby Fingers” Trump when it comes to not following the establish…

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Funny story: Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…

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Funny story: President Trump Shocks the Nation by Dropping Mike Pence From the Ticket and Replacing Him with Ivanka

President Trump Shocks the Nation by Dropping Mike Pence From the Ticket and Replacing Him with Ivanka

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - (Satire News) – The President was in Manchester holding a campaign pep rally before a crowd of 220 supporters, all unmasked, and not a one adhering to the self-distancing policy. They crowd of MAGAians cheered everythin…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Tries Chinese Food

Mike Pence Tries Chinese Food

(Indianapolis) – Vice President Mike Pence announced today that he recently tried Chinese Food. He ate at the Szechuan Garden in Indianapolis where he was seen eating Sweet and Sour Pork and Ma Po Tofu. Pence ordered off of the menu as he was not co…

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Funny story: Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

After months of speculation, the Democratic nominee for President has selected current Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate. “While our nation is bitterly divided, the one thing we can all agree on is that Mike Pence has done a bang-up j…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the George and Kellyanne Conway household, state that Kellyanne is totally stressed out over her daughter’s verbal attacks on POTUS. Claudia Conway, stated that the "Pied Piper of the Potomac" has about…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Dumps Donald Trump To Run For President

Mike Pence Dumps Donald Trump To Run For President

Mike Pence, the yawning white-haired guy who is always standing behind Donald Trump, trying to stay awake or hold his breath, announced he was going to go for it! Mike Pence would quit as Donald Trump’s Vice President and run for the nomination and t…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Admits That Sometimes When He Looks at Melania Trump, He Gets a Kind of Happy Feeling in His Pants

Mike Pence Admits That Sometimes When He Looks at Melania Trump, He Gets a Kind of Happy Feeling in His Pants

WALLA WALLA, Washington – Vice-President Mike Pence flew to Walla Walla on what an aide described as a top-secret mission. While there, he was given a tour of the home where the Grand Industrial Wizard Dragon of the Benevolent Gladiola Chapter of...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reveals Details About Her Private White House Visit with President Trump

Kim Kardashian Reveals Details About Her Private White House Visit with President Trump

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian recently told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli, that she can no longer keep a secret regarding the man who lives at 1900 Pennsylvania Avenue. Kardashian had gone to the White House to see about getting Kanye (West) a si...

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Funny story: President Trump Is Extremely Depressed After Learning That Taking Hydroxychloroquine Could Cause His Tongue To Fall Out

President Trump Is Extremely Depressed After Learning That Taking Hydroxychloroquine Could Cause His Tongue To Fall Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh “The Elf” McEnany reports that the President is feeling extremely depressed. She said his doctor told him that, in his case, and his case only, taking Hydroxychloroquine could cause his tongue to literal...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

NEW YORK CITY – Many US newspapers, as well as news agencies, are perfectly fine with President Donald Trump and Vice-President Pence continuing to go maskless, and for Trumpski to keep on popping those Hydroxychloroquine pills. The Pocatello Gazi...

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Funny story: Trump Says: Get Me Out Of Here

Trump Says: Get Me Out Of Here

Trying in every which way, Donald J. Trump, really, (as Sally Field might say) wants to get out of the White House. The job is too hard. The presidency, being head of state, all that Hail To The Chief music, the Secret Service, morning briefings, wea...

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Funny story: The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Resign

Donald Trump To Resign

Alleluia! Donald Trump announced at a Rose Garden press conference, (no questions, please) that he plans to resign before the election to spend more time with his wife and family. After the news reporters stopped laughing, much to Mr. Trump’s...

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Funny story: Biden Promises Not To Pardon Donald Trump

Biden Promises Not To Pardon Donald Trump

Former Vice President, Joseph Biden, the present democratic nominee for President of the United States, promised that when elected president, he would not pardon Donald Trump. Yikes! Does Trump know that? Biden is saying many things with that ann...

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