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Funny story: Faithful Dog Mike Pence

Faithful Dog Mike Pence

Like a dog, Mike Pence is faithful till the end. He doesn’t like Joe Biden accusing Donald Trump and MAGA assholes of being fascist shitheads. Even when they vowed to hang Pence on Jan 6. Even after Trump himself said a few negative words about Pe…

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Funny story: New Republican Theme Song For 2024 - 'I'm Deaming of a White Christian'

New Republican Theme Song For 2024 - 'I'm Deaming of a White Christian'

- Just like the Klan, I used to Know'... The new lyrics - thought up by Clarence Thomas' wife Ginnie. She was house cleaning and started humming the old Xmas tune and being a creative lady - just made-up new words. Her husband Clarence (an Ho…

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Funny story: Trump and Pence Play Golf

Trump and Pence Play Golf

Trump and Mike Pence buried the hatched momentarily when Donald invited Mike out to nine holes of golf. Strangely, Pence had to keep ducking as balls flew at his head. One of them even exploded. “Is he still trying to kill me?” Pence asked his…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Reveals That Trump Took Millions of Dollars In Campaign Funds and Transferred Them To His Son Barron Trump's College Fund

Mike Pence Reveals That Trump Took Millions of Dollars In Campaign Funds and Transferred Them To His Son Barron Trump's College Fund

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Mike Pence revealed in a video deposition that was shown at The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, that his former piece-of-shit, lying, screwing boss took mil…

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Funny story: President Pussy Grabber Is In Trouble

President Pussy Grabber Is In Trouble

Criminal evidence about President Pussy Grabber's action on January 6th is gushing out like water from a fire hose. The January 6th Committee did its work. Even his first daughter managed to drip out some wet evidence. But unfortunately, daddy was th…

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Funny story: Polls Now Show That 89% of GOPers Who Voted For Trump Now Prefer Mike Pence

Polls Now Show That 89% of GOPers Who Voted For Trump Now Prefer Mike Pence

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll shows that the Trumptard's popularity is now lower than a rattlesnake's belly. A poll taken of 837,414 Republicans who voted for Trump in 2020, now clearly shows that they have finally come to…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Files A $73 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump For Threatening To Have Him Hanged

Mike Pence Files A $73 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump For Threatening To Have Him Hanged

COLUMBUS, Indiana - (Satire News) - The former vice-president, Mike Pence is fit to be tied after learning that the scumbag, evil, bigot (The Trumptard) tried to hire members of the Proud Oath Boys to have him hung. Pence told Anderson Cooper that…

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Funny story: Former VP Pence's New "Tell-All" Book Says Trump Was So Damn Evil He Made The Devil Look Like a Sissy Hair Stylist

Former VP Pence's New "Tell-All" Book Says Trump Was So Damn Evil He Made The Devil Look Like a Sissy Hair Stylist

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the most-awaited "Tell All" books on Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just hit the market. According to Stormy Coin, with The Daily Dirt, sales of Pence's excellently informative book titled, "I Was One Of T…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Reveals That His 2024 Presidential Campaign Running Mate Will Be The Gorgeously Hot, Sexy-As-Hell Ivanka Trump

Donald Trump Reveals That His 2024 Presidential Campaign Running Mate Will Be The Gorgeously Hot, Sexy-As-Hell Ivanka Trump

PALM BEACH, Florida - ( Satire New) – Word coming out of the spider-infested Mar-a-Lago mansion is that Donald John Trump is thrilled to announce that his vice-presidential running mate will be none other than his hot, sexy, lusciously delicious daug…

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Funny story: Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk revealed that Las Vegas television cooking show host, Peggy Pittalini, has divulged that the president tried to grope her pussy in the kitchen of the White House back in September of 2020. Pittalini,…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a source within the White House, says that Trump is so upset and depressed that he has locked himself in the White House Bunker. Just before the president got inside t…

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Funny story: The American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election

The American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A recent poll conducted by the reputable polling agency, Quinnipinni, revealed that 91% of all Americans are fed up with Trump’s whining about his election loss. As many commented, the Lame Duck president is becomin…

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Funny story: Kanye West Who Came In Third In The Presidential Election Is Now Demanding A Recount

Kanye West Who Came In Third In The Presidential Election Is Now Demanding A Recount

EAST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West, the entertainer who came in third in the presidential election, has told Vice-President Pence that he is demanding a recount. West the Pest says that he feels that a lot of people did not vote for him s…

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Funny story: Vice-President Mike Pence Confesses That Even if Trump Wins, He is Going to Retire

Vice-President Mike Pence Confesses That Even if Trump Wins, He is Going to Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to GOPicky Magazine, Vice-President Mike Pence has commented that he is so fed up with the mean, racist, hate-filled rhetoric of President Trump, that he plans to retire - even if Trump wins. Cahoots Wy…

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Funny story: President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Er…

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Funny story: Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

The public watches Donald Trump fly from city to city in a desperate attempt to salvage his doomed campaign for re-election. Who is paying for Air Force One's fuel? Rumor is, his campaign is broke, and buddies on Wall Street won’t chip in with a l…

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