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Funny story: Donald Trump Reveals That His 2024 Presidential Campaign Running Mate Will Be The Gorgeously Hot, Sexy-As-Hell Ivanka Trump

Donald Trump Reveals That His 2024 Presidential Campaign Running Mate Will Be The Gorgeously Hot, Sexy-As-Hell Ivanka Trump

PALM BEACH, Florida - ( Satire New) – Word coming out of the spider-infested Mar-a-Lago mansion is that Donald John Trump is thrilled to announce that his vice-presidential running mate will be none other than his hot, sexy, lusciously delicious daug…

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Funny story: Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk revealed that Las Vegas television cooking show host, Peggy Pittalini, has divulged that the president tried to grope her pussy in the kitchen of the White House back in September of 2020. Pittalini,…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a source within the White House, says that Trump is so upset and depressed that he has locked himself in the White House Bunker. Just before the president got inside t…

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Funny story: The American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election

The American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A recent poll conducted by the reputable polling agency, Quinnipinni, revealed that 91% of all Americans are fed up with Trump’s whining about his election loss. As many commented, the Lame Duck president is becomin…

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Funny story: Kanye West Who Came In Third In The Presidential Election Is Now Demanding A Recount

Kanye West Who Came In Third In The Presidential Election Is Now Demanding A Recount

EAST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West, the entertainer who came in third in the presidential election, has told Vice-President Pence that he is demanding a recount. West the Pest says that he feels that a lot of people did not vote for him s…

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Funny story: Vice-President Mike Pence Confesses That Even if Trump Wins, He is Going to Retire

Vice-President Mike Pence Confesses That Even if Trump Wins, He is Going to Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to GOPicky Magazine, Vice-President Mike Pence has commented that he is so fed up with the mean, racist, hate-filled rhetoric of President Trump, that he plans to retire - even if Trump wins. Cahoots Wy…

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Funny story: President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Er…

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Funny story: Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

The public watches Donald Trump fly from city to city in a desperate attempt to salvage his doomed campaign for re-election. Who is paying for Air Force One's fuel? Rumor is, his campaign is broke, and buddies on Wall Street won’t chip in with a l…

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Funny story: Trump Fires Pence, Hires Sacha Baron Cohen As VP

Trump Fires Pence, Hires Sacha Baron Cohen As VP

Promising to inject energy and dick jokes into his flagging election campaign, US President Donald Trump announced comedian Sacha Baron Cohen would replace Mike Pence as Vice President. Trump tweeted early Saturday: "SO STOKED. Gonna be HILARIOUS…

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Funny story: Mike Pence: Don’t Call Me Fly Face

Mike Pence: Don’t Call Me Fly Face

BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Harris - Pence debate Wednesday night, everyone saw a fly land on Vice-President Mike Pence’s head. As much as that fly loved Pence, he is not the original Fly Face. There is but one Fly Face. The original Fly Face w…

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Funny story: The Fly That Pronounced The Trump Presidency Ding-Dong-Dead

The Fly That Pronounced The Trump Presidency Ding-Dong-Dead

During the first and last vice presidential debate, a fly, Randolph, settled and nested on top of Vice President Pence’s head, bounced around as though looking around for something - maybe bugs, termites, dry rot - settled down, took a nap, then woke…

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Funny story: The Vice-Presidential Debate Was Boring, The Moderator Sucked, and A Big Fly Peed on Mike Pence’s Head

The Vice-Presidential Debate Was Boring, The Moderator Sucked, and A Big Fly Peed on Mike Pence’s Head

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency stated that the television vice-presidential debate clearly showed that Vice-President Pence is just as much a jerk as “Baby Fingers” Trump when it comes to not following the establish…

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Funny story: Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Pardon Me: Trump, Pence, and the 2020 Ticket

Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…

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Funny story: President Trump Shocks the Nation by Dropping Mike Pence From the Ticket and Replacing Him with Ivanka

President Trump Shocks the Nation by Dropping Mike Pence From the Ticket and Replacing Him with Ivanka

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - (Satire News) – The President was in Manchester holding a campaign pep rally before a crowd of 220 supporters, all unmasked, and not a one adhering to the self-distancing policy. They crowd of MAGAians cheered everythin…

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Funny story: Mike Pence Tries Chinese Food

Mike Pence Tries Chinese Food

(Indianapolis) – Vice President Mike Pence announced today that he recently tried Chinese Food. He ate at the Szechuan Garden in Indianapolis where he was seen eating Sweet and Sour Pork and Ma Po Tofu. Pence ordered off of the menu as he was not co…

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Funny story: Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

After months of speculation, the Democratic nominee for President has selected current Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate. “While our nation is bitterly divided, the one thing we can all agree on is that Mike Pence has done a bang-up j…

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