A Woman is Warned That if She Flies a Drone Over The White House Again the Drone and Her Will Both be Shot

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 22 April 2020

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Secret Service agents said that all of the 317 photos taken by the drone camera were destroyed along with the drone.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Secret Service has had a nice long talk with a Miss Patsy Marie Stockard, 26, of Adelphi, Maryland.

Miss Stockard, who is an unemployed pole dancer, was caught flying her Explorer Magellan X-13 Drone over the White House.

She was immediately detained by three Secret Service agents.

They informed her that what she was doing clearly violated White House Restricted Air Space Statute #893-761F.

The agents let her know, in no uncertain terms, that she better never ever pull that highly stupid stunt again.

They informed her that the drone scared the daylights out of the first lady, son Baron, and two of the White House cooks.

Miss Stockard made the mistake of trying to get cutesy with the agents, and she was quickly knocked to the ground and beaten with her own purse.

After fingerprinting her, they let her go, and made it abundantly clear that if she ever flies a drone anywhere near the White House again both she and the drone will be shot.

The Secret Service confiscated her drone, and destroyed it by setting it on fire on the White House driveway.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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