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Funny story: Local Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours

Local Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours

Local man Dougie Grimes has admitted today that he hates his new neighbours, and has no remorse for posting on social media about his feelings towards Blacks. "Every one of them is a good-for-nothing, lazy-ass turd. They play their music all nigh...

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Funny story: Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Tony Spell, the pastor at the Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana, believes his fellow pastors need your COVID-19 stimulus money more than you do. Reporting shows that Spell has started a campaign called “#PastorSpellStimulusChallenge” in...

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Funny story: Africans Glad They Don't Live In America

Africans Glad They Don't Live In America

The coronavirus outbreak that has ravaged New York, Miami and other major US towns and cities, has many Africans feeling very glad they do not live in America. “I am glad I live in Lagos and not in New York or one of its surrounding boroughs and...

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Funny story: Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...

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Funny story: Irony In French

Irony In French

It was a dark day for democracy last Saturday when that great, glowing bastion of peace, freedom and French fancying Quebec, called in the riot squad on a group of peaceful protesters. Making matters worse is the fact that the group in question w...

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Funny story: Obama Diagnosed with Severe Irony Deficiency

Obama Diagnosed with Severe Irony Deficiency

According to confidential sources in the White House, the President is suspected to be suffering from a rare new disease that afflicts those who have risen to high places and affects the victim's ability to see his own behavior and actions as others...

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Funny story: Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina. The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...

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Funny story: Ridiculum ironia

Ridiculum ironia

Irony, a figure of speech, suggests a complex experience. There are three kinds of irony, of which one is called dramatic irony. In this figure of speech, the discrepancy exists between what a character wrongly says or believes and what the reader knows to be true. Unofficially, there is a sub-irony to the dramatic irony. Actually, I have no name for it except 'ridiculum ironia'. To explain it...

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Funny story: Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - Aging (badly) pop singer Madonna endorsed President Barack Obama for a second term in the Whitehouse during a concert on Monday. She said "it was cool (having) a Black Muslim as President." She said that "there is hope f...

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Funny story: Isn't It Time To Shoot The Elephant In The Room?

Isn't It Time To Shoot The Elephant In The Room?

Following the recent shootings in Colorado and Wisconsin, isn't it time that the US stood back, took a good long look at itself and focused the telescopic sight on the elephant in the room? The pro-gun lobby rants about the fact that lone nutters will always kill people, regardless of gun controls. Psychiatrists will tell you, and rightly so, the lone nutters are relatively rare and that there...

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Funny story: Man, 73, Gored In Leg during Running of the Bulls While Shopping For Cheese in SW12

Man, 73, Gored In Leg during Running of the Bulls While Shopping For Cheese in SW12

A 73-year-old Spanish man was gored in the right leg on the first day of the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, though the incident actually occurred in Balham, South London, while he was shopping for cheese. Pedro Santorini from Pamplona an...

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Funny story: Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

The Luddite Society are to hold a Kindle Burning party on Thursday to symbolise the destruction of what they see as the end of paper based books. "Kindles are an affront to every good thinking honest citizen," said Ned Ludd, who is the elected hea...

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Funny story: Want people at your party? There's an app for that

Want people at your party? There's an app for that

It has been a problem down the centuries that has finally been solved by MyWay Apps: How to get people to your party. "This is a great App," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "If I had more friends, it could possibly be indispensable." The A...

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Funny story: Scientists devise algorithm to detect stupidity

Scientists devise algorithm to detect stupidity

A computer algorithm capable of identifying stupidity has been developed by Israeli researchers. The researchers analysed 666,000 Amazon and eBay reviews, people in line at the DMV, political candidates and several other sources of high-quotient...

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Funny story: Last Laugh

Last Laugh

In Brazil, Hernandez Gomez had the last laugh on the day of his own funeral. Hernandez died aged 82, just twelve weeks after marrying Consuela Blanco, 24, leaving his new bride over a million dollars in inheritance from his popular chain of shoe s...

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