Howard Stern blames his Global Warming Review for Anna Nicole death

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Friday, 9 February 2007

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Global warming remains a political hot potato

Bahamas - (Rioters): Howard Stern, the bereaved partner and personal lawyer of former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has told family and friends he blames only himself for her death which came so soon after he published his seminal Stern Review into Global Warming.

As he goes through the motion of autopsy formalities, paternity lawsuits for custody of their baby daughter and a thousand other related legal nightmares following Anna Nicole's sudden death yesterday, Stern is increasingly convinced that he should have paid more attention to his partner instead of dabblling with greenhouse gas theories in his seminal tome into climate change for the United Nations .

The Stern Review was published earlier last month and warned that humanity is fast poisoning itself with CO2 emissions.

Stern's conclusions, however, were not without controversy: in the final chapter of his publication Stern admitted that "global warming is what keeps us men warm at night" - a reference which perhaps now can be seen in a totally different light.

Not everybody will agree with his findings but at least the debate continues.

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