Anna Nicole Smith's Son is the Father

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 9 February 2007

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DNA evidence is undeniable

In a bizarre twist to a really strange life the DNA evidence is in as to who the father to Anna's baby is. DNA experts have determined that lawyer, Howard K Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead have been ruled out as the fathers of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter named Danilynne.

Since Anna's untimely death, men have been coming out of the woodwork claiming to have sired Anna's baby. At last count there were over 100 men claiming to be the father. They have all been ruled out too.

At stake is control over a fortune estimated over 100 million dollars.

DNA expert, Professer Stewart Hanish Esq, on a hunch compared the babies DNA to Anna's recently deceased son Daniel's. To his surprise he came up with a perfect match.

"I couldn't believe it but the facts speak for themselves", said Hanish, "Anna Nicole and her son had an incestuous relationship there's no other explanation for these results".

Speculation on this situation could lead one to believe fowl play could be at work here.

If Anna's son was going to reveal the true father of the child it could have put him in charge of a fortune so he could have been eliminated. Leaving Anna herself next in line for elimination.

Once confirmed this means custody of the child would revert to Grandma and she'd be in charge of the money.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 9 2007

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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