White House Press Secretary, Tony Snowjob today announced that the President fully embraces the findings of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and has called for an immediate increase in carbon emissions. Mr. Snowjob also announced that the Antarctic continent had been given statehood in order to "move forward in America's efforts to secure alternative energy, locations."
Mr. Snowjob said the called for increase in carbon emissions will assist in melting the ice that covers the most southern continent which will help facilitate further removal of ice by explosive charges in over 25 locations where the Haliburton company would like to alternately explore energy while drilling for oil.
The Press Secretary also said Highways and ports will be built and the cost, an estimated 60 trillion dollars will only show up in price increases at the gas pump, so its more good news, there will be no new taxes.
