Anna Nicole breasts saved for the Nation, will hang at the Smithsonian

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 9 February 2007

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Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Following the sudden news of Anna Nicole's Smith's tragic demise aged just 39 Congress has voted overwhelmingly to save her breasts for the Nation.

The bi-partisan motion was carried without opposition and $10 million set aside for preservation costs.

The size 46DD stonkers will hang in pride of place at the Smithsonian Institute where an estimated one million visitors per annum are likely to view them.

DC lawyers are still hammering out the small print on the deal but Fort Lauderdale pathologists conducting her autopsy have already begun mummification of the mammaries which will be released into the public domain once President Bush has ratified the Congressional move.

The public exhibit will be unveiled later this year at an endowment ceremony sponsored by Guess Genes DNA Division.

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