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Funny story: The SPL and Aberdeen

The SPL and Aberdeen

With Covid-19 slowing its murderous dance across the world, sports are beginning to start up again, albeit with no spectators. Every sport has been affected in its own unique way: rugby teams, for example, have had to cut down on throwing dwarves aro...

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Funny story: Americans Confused as to whether Getting Coronavirus Is Good or Bad

Americans Confused as to whether Getting Coronavirus Is Good or Bad

Many Americans are confused as to what fate awaits them if they become infected with the coronavirus and then recover. Will they be a pariah or superhuman? Hero or social outcast? Gasping for air or immune for life? “If I find out I’ve had it, wi...

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Funny story: CDC Reports Social Distancing Is Working! People Feeling More Distant than Ever

CDC Reports Social Distancing Is Working! People Feeling More Distant than Ever

Weeks into the COVID-19 lockdown, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention encouragingly reported that social distancing is working - as evidenced by the fact that people are feeling more distant than ever. “I’ve felt disconnected from frien...

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Funny story: Florida Man Warns New Yorkers

Florida Man Warns New Yorkers

Wilfred (“Bubba Billy”) Watson of Pensacola, Florida, has a stark warning for New Yorkers fleeing the Covid-19 pandemic. “Get within six feet of me, and you’ll be permanently quarantined.” Watson, 78, takes the coronavirus seriously and explain...

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Funny story: Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!

Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!

Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don't have guests? Ditto! Don't touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid people? You got it! I got this whole quarantine thing down, and I don't even have to change any of my habits! They are already...

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Funny story: Social Distancing? No Sweat! Introverts Nail Self-Quarantine

Social Distancing? No Sweat! Introverts Nail Self-Quarantine

While many Americans struggle with isolation and even despair in the face of warnings to avoid social contact, in order to help curtail the spread of COVID-19, one sector of the population is thriving like never before amidst massive social distancin...

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Funny story: Anthony Scaramucci Says He Knows Why Donald Trump Did Not Want To Get Tested For The Coronavirus

Anthony Scaramucci Says He Knows Why Donald Trump Did Not Want To Get Tested For The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Anthony Scaramucci, who was President Trump’s Director of Directing for 11 days, has revealed that he knows exactly why Trump refused for so long to get tested for the C-19 virus. Scaramucci divulged that Trump has had contact...

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Funny story: Britons face quarantine after Brexit deadline

Britons face quarantine after Brexit deadline

Just as Theresa May thought she'd struck a deal with her EU counterparts, the 27 remaining member countries have now agreed on a curtailment which will severely hurt any Briton travelling to Europe. As of April 2019, Britons will be subjected to 15 h...

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