Stressed-out royal couple, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have announced that, as part of their first foray into the world of work since stepping back from their monarchical duties, they will be signing contracts to do promotional work with clothing company, H&M.
The Sussexes are keen to get away from the parasitical lifestyle of relying on the Sovereign Purse, and to do something meaningful that will pay them enough to be able to live like Royalty, without the pomp and circumstance.
A H&M spokesman said:
"We'll have them in window poster displays, catalogues and that kind of thing. Nothing too taxing. Mind you, the pay's a bit shit."
Baby Archie Harrison was to have signed a contract with Mothercare recently, but the organisation's impending closure meant that the deal went prematurely tits-up in its cot, and the toddler is now considering his options.