Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!

Written by Mr Dovie

Friday, 15 November 2019

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New Flat Mars Theory proven by NASA

NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This detector has shown that, no matter where the Rover has gone, the level detector has remained in the same position, just as level detectors do on Earth. This proves that Mars is flat just like Earth. The Sun just rotates like a clock hand a few thousand miles from Mars and so do its two moons. The South Pole of Mars forms an ice wall just like the UN map of Earth shows. (Only we're talking about Mars here.)

These scientists are now scratching their heads, as this ruins the whole Big Bang thing, and all the laws of physics, but level is level, as they say. They reason that the magnetic wind from the Sun is bending light from Mars in such a way that it appears to be a sphere in the same way the Earth looks from the Moon.

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