In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watching the Democrats debate each other. Aalok claimed that, although Trump was not on the debate stage, he was the clear winner, and that made his decision easy.
"I'm the only candidate that can beat me, and I'll prove it by winning the nomination of both parties," declared a confident Trump. "Sleepy Joe, Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, Krazy Bernie, No-Way Jose Julian Castro, etc. None have a chance. As I said before, even if I shoot someone on 5th Avenue in broad daylight, the Republicans are with me. So why not wrap up the election by winning the nomination of both parties? After I win the nominations, we can save a lot of time and money by canceling the presidential election."
When asked how he would govern if he won both nominations, Trump assured party faithful of both parties. "Why take a chance on losing the greatest President since Washington? I will be bi-partisan. On odd-numbered days, I will govern as a Democrat, and on even-numbered days, I will govern as a Republican. There is no reason to panic."
