It's been rumored that, after she was summoned to the White House to meet the parents of a young motorcyclist she had killed in England in August, Anne Sacoolas, the wife of a US intelligence officer, may have given President Donald Trump a blow job.
Mrs Sacoolas, 42, escaped to the United States under diplomatic immunity days after the crash which killed 19-year-old Harry Dunn on 27 August, when his motorbike was involved in a crash with the Volvo driven by Sacoolas near RAF Croughton in Northamptonshire.
Having spoken to police locally, Sacoolas thought it might be prudent to do a runner, and did.
President Trump, who spoke with British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, organized the meeting between Mrs Sacoolas and Dunn's parents, and tweeted:
"My meeting with the family, it was beautiful in a certain way. She was in the room right out there. I offered to bring the person in question in, and they weren't ready for it. After they left, she gave me a beautiful blow job. I asked her to use her teeth, and she did. It was beautiful."
It's not known whether or not President Trump was hallucinating whilst typing this tweet, nor whether Mrs Sacoolas would be returning to face charges in the UK, but she could be seen leaving the White House on Wednesday in a carefree manner, and driving in the opposite direction to England.
